RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

[k1]

Another no show... Seriously people. Y U NO HOME?

[wurwolf]

 And for all the complaining people do about taking the day off from work and the cable guy doesn't show up, right? 

[Lembach]

Series of unfortunate events this morning.  Overslept, cat puked in my show, hole in my pants.  Still on time for work at least.  But its slow with three no shows, plus our expensive camera isn't working.  Mondays....blegh.

Your show?

[Variety of Cells]

Series of unfortunate events this morning.  Overslept, cat puked in my show, hole in my pants.  Still on time for work at least.  But its slow with three no shows, plus our expensive camera isn't working.  Mondays....blegh.

Your show?

You haven't listened to Mrs. Dick's Miss Fits on 97.3 KDWB?  Great morning show. Funnily enough, 'Tommy the Barfing Dog' is a regular bit on the show where DJ Mo Bounce barks and then makes puking noises followed by slurping noises repeatedly for about ten minutes. Hilarious stuff. But Mrs. Dick's cat got loose in the studio the other day and puked on her script. You couldn't even really hear it on the radio or anything, it just kinda made a mess. Not one of the shows best moments.

[Variety of Cells]

Series of unfortunate events this morning.  Overslept, cat puked in my show, hole in my pants.  Still on time for work at least.  But its slow with three no shows, plus our expensive camera isn't working.  Mondays....blegh.

Your show?

She's on the Morning Zoo Krew with RVRII. She does the sound FX.

You son of a bitch. Serves me right for taking the time to actually try and write quality comedy!  I get beaten to the punch by amateurs! 

[Tripe]

Series of unfortunate events this morning.  Overslept, cat puked in my show, hole in my pants.  Still on time for work at least.  But its slow with three no shows, plus our expensive camera isn't working.  Mondays....blegh.

Your show?

She's on the Morning Zoo Krew with RVRII. She does the sound FX.

You know, there the potential for a sort of hypothetical casting of a day's schedule for K-RFT or something.

[Edward J Grug III]

You son of a bitch. Serves me right for taking the time to actually try and write quality comedy!  I get beaten to the punch by amateurs!

Hey! No editing after you get a 'like!'

RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

[Variety of Cells]

You son of a bitch. Serves me right for taking the time to actually try and write quality comedy!  I get beaten to the punch by amateurs!

Hey! No editing after you get a 'like!'

RRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

I was editing while I got a like, because apparently that's what I have to do to get a post in before my ideas get stolen while I'm thinking them up!

Just you wait till my mechanical keyboard gets here Im. Ill be able to type so fast it'll make your head spin. This isn't over.

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

damn big  fingers and these little buttons

[Darth Geek]

As of this morning, I can't even send out texts with my cell phone at my apartment! I have no problem using it anywhere else, and I used it at the apartment Sunday. But suddenly when I try to make a cell phone call or send a text, the bars will fluctuate wildly, going down to none at least twice, and the call is lost or the text just says Network not responding.
I use Sprint, and have a Samsung Galaxy 3. My roommate uses Sprint as well and has a iPhone5, and he is having similar issues.

[anais.butterfly]

As of this morning, I can't even send out texts with my cell phone at my apartment! I have no problem using it anywhere else, and I used it at the apartment Sunday. But suddenly when I try to make a cell phone call or send a text, the bars will fluctuate wildly, going down to none at least twice, and the call is lost or the text just says Network not responding.
I use Sprint, and have a Samsung Galaxy 3. My roommate uses Sprint as well and has a iPhone5, and he is having similar issues.

Bah, sprint is worthless (IMO)

[Darth Geek]

As of this morning, I can't even send out texts with my cell phone at my apartment! I have no problem using it anywhere else, and I used it at the apartment Sunday. But suddenly when I try to make a cell phone call or send a text, the bars will fluctuate wildly, going down to none at least twice, and the call is lost or the text just says Network not responding.
I use Sprint, and have a Samsung Galaxy 3. My roommate uses Sprint as well and has a iPhone5, and he is having similar issues.

Bah, sprint is worthless (IMO)

I have never had a problem with Sprint, in all the ten or so years I've had a Sprint cellphone. The only time I had trouble was when I was out in the boonies at my parent's house, and I'm not going to blame Sprint for that.

That is an interesting idea, Im.

[Bob]

So, the NCAA basketball final game won't start until 830pm central time on a workday?

So much for watching it.   Jeez people.

[Thrifty]

Lost a tooth on Thursday.  Now I have an ugly hole in my mouth.

It was a baby tooth that stuck around for a couple extra decades and finally came out.

[Darth Geek]

Lost a tooth on Thursday.  Now I have an ugly hole in my mouth.

It was a baby tooth that stuck around for a couple extra decades and finally came out.

Tooth Fairy better have some fucking sacajaweas for you.

Say hi to Dwayne Johnson. Hope he has cash for you, if he offers you a huge ugly belt, don't take it.