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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II Coming March 14

Started by Compound, February 28, 2013, 02:06:18 PM

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RVR II

Since I cancelled my Netflix subscription last year, I guess I'll have to go to a RedBox for this one :-\

Damn! Been a while since I rented from RedBox.. $1.20 now + tax?? :o

Satellite of Love

Quote from: RVR II on March 11, 2013, 11:56:04 AM
Since I cancelled my Netflix subscription last year, I guess I'll have to go to a RedBox for this one :-\

Damn! Been a while since I rented from RedBox.. $1.20 now + tax?? :o

It's madness! Those damn prices lol!

Lembach

How do I increase my pledge from $25 to $30? I understand the difference is profound.

goflyblind

when you go to the project page, there's a "manage your pledge" button.
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Thrashalla

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Bob

So, before I get the ugly DVD so I can watch it, I am guessing the Bluray and regular DVD have the same version of film?

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Darth Geek

Great sample. And nice touch with how you handled the imfamous Aro laugh.

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losingmydignity

I'm not watching any previews. I want to be surprised and delighted by every second.

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MrTorso

Now us East coasters have to wait for the rifftrax crew to go to work, eat some bacon and flip the switch!  I wonder if I can get away with calling in sick today??
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Bob

And mine too..........now to wait for that crappy movie to show up from Amazon tomorrow.

Thrashalla

Indeed, it's out!
http://www.rifftrax.com/riff/twilight-breaking-dawn-part-2



"You see, son, sometimes, when a shirtless teenage werewolf and a newborn love each other, very, very much..." Baby girlfriends! International squads of vampires with a host of mutant superpowers that should be blood in the water to Marvel's legal department! A final, epic showdown between the forces of vampire "evil" and vampire "meh, whatever"! All that sounds amazing, right! It's what we've been building to for four movies, right??? Like, something's finally gonna happen! RIGHT??????

Ah ha ha haaaa, remarkable. Believing this series would pay off in any way... to paraphrase Twilight: New Moon songstress Lykke Li, "There's no posssibilityyyyyy." This movie is mostly about an extended vampire family gathering to show support for Bella, its newest, most insipid and simpering member. Because that's why people love vampires -- to see them form coalitions of understanding, and talk out their differences.

But there's hope, in the form of effete ancient men in red - that's right, more Volturi than ever before! And the great Michael Sheen offering a cackle of delight so extraordinary that the petition to make it part of his eventual Oscar death reel should begin NOW.

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they hide in the mustache of Mustache Dad for one last journey into the land of vampire sensitivity, Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2!
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