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Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?

Started by Trekker4747, February 19, 2013, 11:33:47 AM

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Trekker4747

So was truly a directorial mistake to capture this "street whizzer" they just never went back and re-shot?

Lemming Howard

I think of Birdemic for some reason when I watch this movie.  However Cool as Ice has better production values.   Both movies,  though,  require the audience's suspension-of-disbelief to be on steroids.
And I'm worse than Hitler.

CJones

Pile drivers: They require no operators or supervision of any kind. In fact, abandon your construction site completely with the equipment still running. It's not like anyone's going to get hurt.

Also, our protagonists (for lack of a better word) clearly did not watch the "Danger: Keep Out" short.

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

And Ice does not appear to have a job.  How does he afford that dope motorcycle and those phat threads?

Yup yup

Trekker4747

I suspect his "job" is being a rapper. Maybe not on an level of having discs, er, "tapes" out there and stuff but a local guy.... Or something.  I dunno, I'm out.

CJones

When Vanilla Ice's posse's motorcycle is worth more than your house, mistakes have been made.

And what happened to that motorcycle Nick bashed apart? Did they figure it was a good idea to take it to an actual mechanic this time, instead of just cruising around, looking for the most bizarre house possible and handing it over to them.

Trekker4747

I was kind of expecting more from that "bike smashing" scene other than it just being more "evidence" for Tremors Guy to not trust Vanilla. But, really, nothing came from it. And the gang that beat up Dumb Boyfriend who "put him in the hospital" apparently only broke his nose.


LuvBJones

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Quote from: Lemming Howard on February 20, 2013, 09:13:04 AM
He comes across as a dangerous Douche bag but we're all to think exactly the opposite.
Could this be the instance when the expletive "Douche bag" spontaneously emerged into the public consciousness? Because I was thinking "Douche bag" at the exact same time you were!

I"VE got more flava than this clown!

I'm going to get down on my clown knees and thank god that Ice Cube exists and made the movie Friday.

More importantly, was the sandwich-eating guy pregnant?

WARNING: In case of Rapture, this dance belt will be unoccupied.

Trekker4747

McDonald's new sandwich,. the McBlrghhhhh

corneliusryan

I learned that Vanilla Ice is a kung fu master. I had no idea until the end.

Trekker4747

Wait... is Kung-Fu and getting beat-up the same thing?


corneliusryan


Trekker4747

Quote from: corneliusryan on February 28, 2013, 06:39:16 PM
Quote from: Trekker4747 on February 28, 2013, 06:09:01 PM
Wait... is Kung-Fu and getting beat-up the same thing?


In the world of Ice.....Yes.

Don't you mean "Yep, yep"?


beavis2323

i learned that is is acceptable for guys in their mid to late 20's to flirt with teenage girls and not be arrested

Darth Geek

We don't know how old Ice's character was supposed to be. And the actress playing Kat didn't exactly look like she was in her teen either. So I didn't have a problem with that.