Drop that zero and get with the favorite lines.

[Darth Geek]

And the Burger King Kids Club was born.

I look like Urkel with a wedgie. Please get a crowbar.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

I look like Urkel with a wedgie. Please get a crowbar.

  Those were some seriously unflattering jeans.
  That whole section was great, pretty girl on screen and the "please cut away" joke kills.

  Dis gets a chance to rap, that was cool.

 

[Trekker4747]

I say again -like in the "Stranger" thread- asses and jeans in the 80s and 90s did not get along.

[Artie]

"There's like 2 minutes left, when is he going to tell us the secret of the ooze?"

Spoiler

[Pak-Man]

"Your brother died in a tragic P-Wing incident."

[Trekker4747]

Not so much a favorite line, but a favorite moment. Like Mike I was very enthralled by the Mario 3 game in the background in that one family scene.

[CJones]

Pretty much the entire opening credit sequence. Especially when they were doing the "this is more 90's than..." bit.

[Trekker4747]

After the encounter on porch between Vanilla Ice and Michael Gross after the day-long date at the world's least productive construction site; Vanilla leaves the porch, goes through the gate and leaves. 

Mike: "What?! Not spin-jumping whimsically over the gate? Come on, Vanilla!"

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

"A young Marshal Mathers saw this and said 'I'll just work at a gas station.'" ...oh, if only that were true.

[D.B. Barnes]

"Sure am glad I borrowed this top from middle-aged Diane Keaton tonight."

Best line they've written in a while.

[eegah]

"These are the parents from Transformers years later, right?"

[LuvBJones]

Didn't appear in the riff, but applies perfectly: "This isn't a movie, it's a tampon commercial!"

[losingmydignity]

"D.B.Cooper"

[losingmydignity]

Oh, yeah, I was waiting for a One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest reference. Did I miss it?

[corneliusryan]

I know it won't be invented for fifteen years, but why does it suddenly reek of Axe body spray?