The Funny Pictures Thread

[LucasM]

Picture/'vid' by touchdisky

The juxtaposition of your tagline and this gif is very amusing to me.

From the brain drain of the last nearly two weeks I guess I'm too far gone, I don't understand what you mean.

[Lembach]

Yea...I didn't get it either. 

[LucasM]

Not Safe For Kids: Stuffed Ovaries Pose a Choking Hazard
By Nina Bai | January 20, 2009 7:42 pm

Little children will put just about anything into their mouths. Even ovaries. That's why the plush toy manufacturer, I Heart Guts, is recalling their plush uterus. The pink plush toy, which technically is an all-in-one female reproductive system rather than just a uterus, sports fallopian tube "arms" and purple egg-shaped ovaries. Unfortunately for small children, however, the ovaries can be pulled off and become a choking hazard.

Although there have been no reports of death by ovary swallowing yet, the company's Web site suggests that: "If the plush uterus is being use by a young child, please remove it immediately."

Owners of the cushy uterus can send it in for a full refund or for an organ swap with any one of the other plush organs, including a plush brain, gallbladder, heart,  kidney, liver, lung, or pancreas. And for those who simply must own the female reproductive system, a new kid-friendly plush uterus is in development, according to the company.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2009/01/20/not-safe-for-kids-stuffed-ovaries-pose-a-choking-hazard/

[Tripe]

Spoilers for Lucas' sake.

Spoiler

[Lembach]

You could always get "Testicle Plush - Having a Ball!" or "Prostate Plush - A Seminal Work!" (I am not making these titles up) instead.

http://iheartguts.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=8&products_id=206

http://iheartguts.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=8&products_id=209

[LucasM]

"Llamapillar"

[Darth Geek]

Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh. I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!

[Kete]

Someone needs a thesaurus.

[Lembach]

[goflyblind]

we wouldn't want her liver to become stagnant.

[Tripe]

Oh yes, I'll just bet it cured hysteria, ahem.

[Kete]

"The saddle has given her complete satisfaction".  They all knew what this was used for, right?  They couldn't have been that dumb, right?

[Tripe]

"The saddle has given her complete satisfaction".  They all knew what this was used for, right?

Despite what people might think about the Victorians, yes they knew what it was doing. 

They couldn't have been that dumb, right?

No, they really weren't.

[Bob]

Looks like you can hollow them out and they will make nice beer filled ice chests.

[LucasM]

"The saddle has given her complete satisfaction".  They all knew what this was used for, right?

Despite what people might think about the Victorians, yes they knew what it was doing. 

They couldn't have been that dumb, right?

No, they really weren't.

There was a very interesting documentary called "Passion & Power: The Technology of Orgasm" (2007) which was a history of the electric vibrator.  It didn't go into the things like this saddle, but it was enlightening about just how unusual the awareness of female orgasm was (for the average male, not for physicians) in the late 1800s and early 1900s.  [Spoiler is for vibrator origins, for those wanting to learn it from the film.]
The vibrator was partly created because doctors treating 'hysteria' were annoyed their time was being taken up - and their hands were getting tired - manually 'curing' the problem.