WHAT are YOUR FAVORITE lines?!

[Trekker4747]

The entire "masseuse" scene was just great.

And loved Bill's "You didn't learn any of your lines did you?!"

[CJones]

"Thanks for bringing the room to maximum afro capacity."

"Okay, we both know your advice Re: busting the other guy up. No need to keep repeating it."

[LuvBJones]

I feel personally cheated that Al KO'd the drag room service henchman with the first punch. I could have watched that fight scene for days.

[chibikim]

"I hope you like really burnt meat and shitty scotch!"    I haven't laughed so hard in my life after hearing that line!

[Bob]

"I hope you like really burnt meat and shitty scotch!"    I haven't laughed so hard in my life after hearing that line!

Yeah, that killed me too.

[losingmydignity]

The whole "ugliest shot in the world" scene.

They missed something. At one point Todd Bridges look a like clearly puts his finger in his nose while what-his-name (was that McCloud?) yammers on in his too loud voice across the desk at The Guy. Not since Ray Dennis Steckler dug out an eye booger has....but they didn't riff it.

[AdamCerious]

"Look at those boats! Look at those boats!"

[waitingforgo]

"I hope you like really burnt meat and shitty scotch!"    I haven't laughed so hard in my life after hearing that line!

Definitely one of my favorite lines, too . . . although Kevin's "other half of the phone conversation" for that scene had me cracking up as well. "Sir? Would you like a real scotch? J&B is literally the wor-" <click>

[distantdrain]

"I can hear your theme music, Al. I know you're following me."

[BentonGrey]

"What?  Have you never seen one of these?  Get back in there!"

"Yes, your office door is open and I am literally two feet away; I heard every word you said."

[Darth Geek]

Sooo many good lines in this. And as good as they were already, they definitely upped their game for the whole scene with the ganster who couldn't control the volume of his voice. Loved that guy! He's a riffer's dream, and they took full advantage of it.

Maybe the only rape shack in the world with valet parking.

The entire movie summed up in one jesture.

[MerryWanna]

"They decorated the walls with Fruit Stripe Gum!"

[Miku Fan]

Too many lines that killed.  I liked listening to Mike, Kevin and Bill trying to act like soul brothers from the 70's.  Mike, you ARE the man, but wow, you are sooo white sounding, when you try to talk like a 70's soul brother. That had me laughing, big time.