What's the over-under...

[Valthor]

...on the number of Schnappi references the Amazing Spider-Man riff will have?

[ShadowDog]

At least that'd mean they're doing another Hollywood movie some time this year.  What's it been, 5-7 straight crappy old movies in a row?  This is the longest I've ever gone without ordering something from this website since I first got here four years ago.

[BEERxTaco]

"crappy old movies" eh?

They must be pretty popular or they wouldn't make them. I personally love them!

[Joe Molotov]

Unless it's The Room or Birdemic, I could care less about the new movies.

[ShadowDog]

Nah, I get it.  I'm not really bitching, I know you guys love that crap and more power to you.  I just love me the Hollywood ones more.

[Variety of Cells]

I enjoy both of them (maybe the bigger hollywood releases a little more), but my fiance doesn't much care for the public domain releases, so I tend to get more excited for the hollywood riffs. 

[ZJ]

what is Schnappi? 

[MartyS (Gromit)]

[ZJ]

I fucking love Schnappi.

[ZJ]

[Darth Geek]

I'm surprised there is no video of some kids trying to sing that song with a real crocodile, to disastrous results.

[ShadowDog]

Disastrous?  Or Hilarious?

[Darth Geek]

Disastrous?  Or Hilarious?

Hilastrous.

[ZJ]

I threw the lyrics into google translator hoping to find enlightenment about Schnappi.  It turns out to be not very deep.  Just for fun i cycled the lyrics through the translator over and over to see if it would warp out of recognition but it didn't.  Am I bored or what. 

I am Schnappi the little crocodile.
Come out of Egypt, which lies on the Nile.
At first I was in an egg
then schni, schna, I grabbed me free

chorus
Schni Schnabel Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snap
Schni Schnabel Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snap
I am Schnappi the little crocodile
have sharp teeth, and
it pretty much.
I snatch what I can
yes snatch too, because
I can so well.

chorus
Schni Schnabel Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snap
Schni Schnabel Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snap
I am Schnappi the little crocodile
I snatch gladly, that is
my favorite game.
I creep to the mummy ran,
and show her how I can grab

chorus
Schni Schnabel Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snap
Schni Schnabel Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi snap
I am Schnappi the little crocodile
and from snatching since war
I was not too much.
I bite the Papi briefly in the leg,
and then, then I fall asleep easily.

Outro
Schni Schnabel Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schnabel Schnappi (yes!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schnabel Schnappi (mhmm!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (yes!)
Schni Schnabel Schnappi
Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi snap