!! 20 QUESTIONS - 3/23/07 !!

[J-Proof]

20 QUESTIONS

!! SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS THE NEXT RIFFTRAX FLICK !!


THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS!

Only ask a "Yes" or "No" question
Wait for the response!!!!
We will answer the first question asked after a response that isn't vague or a violation of 20Q rules
The same person who asked the last question can't ask twice in a row.
Asking a vague question equals 5 forfeits of a question!
Don't expect any clues!

J-PIZZO

! ! ! ! NEW RULES ! ! ! !

- The first question must be asked by someone with UNDER 250 post counts
- The second question must be asked by someone with OVER 250 post counts
- All questions must follow the above pattern, Under 250, Over 250, Under, Over etc.... Over, Under?
- ( Keep in mind that the same "Over 250" person cannot ask twice in a row, and the same "Under 250" person cannot ask twice in a row either. )
- ALL questions must somehow pay a formal and unique respect to Sir Waddles D. Penguin, official Prime Minister of the United States, that is in a classic-esque tongue ( think of how Tolkien would say it ) and must be no less than five sentences long (be creative).

EXAMPLE:
Sir Waddles of the green hills of Rifftopia, I beseech thee to allow thy diplomat J-Proof to answer the following question. Oh wise and knowing penguin of the great land of Rifftopia, do not hide thy knowingness from us. Thou art beautiful and fish-smelling beyond all others, oh great pheasant of the frozen earthly poles. Stretch out thy flippers from thy regal robes, oh penguiny minister of primes, that you may touch our brows with thy answer! Hide not thy wisdom from us, oh silk-skinned leader: IS THE MOVIE TRON??

THIS GAME WILL BE STARTING AT 1:00 PM Pacific (USA) WHICH IS ALSO 4:00 PM EASTERN (USA)
THE FIRST QUESTION ASKED A SECOND AFTER 1:00 WILL BE THE FIRST QUESTION ANSWERED.

[Rufus T]

 Is it this?

http://www.cuts.com/cutsPlayer/?loadCutId=ec45ae9db8

[BEERxTaco]

- ALL questions must somehow pay a formal and unique respect to Sir Waddles D. Penguin ... in a classic-esque tongue ( think of how Tolkien would say it ) and must be no less than five sentences long (be creative).

I was right there with ya up till that point, lol...

[Petey Wheatstraw]

It's going to take a long time before we figure this one out....

[AmazingThor]

Are you saying that the questions only have to be in a classic-ish dialect, or do we also have to "pay respect to Sir Waddles" with each question? I'm confused. 

[kodiakthejuggler]

That man forgot to duck and cover!   

[The Tick]

so how do we ask a question?
like an example or something?

[J-Proof]

Example above ^

It's really not that hard, just ramble on about how great Waddles is. He's got a Napoleon complex something fierce, and has disallowed me from answering any questions until he feels he has been pampered enough by the board members.

[J-Proof]

PS:

If you start rambling on notepad right now, then you will have ample time to come up with a bunch of funny stuff that can be used throughout the game

[Douglin]

here's a page of Tolkein quotes if you want some inspiration:

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/j.r.r._tolkien/

[Rufus T]

 So I guess the answer is no.

[SmilinJackRoss]

Wow.  There's a total of 18 members with over 1000 posts...but subtract J-Proof, TorgosPizza and Bathtub, that's only 15.  Should be interesting to see who makes it....I'll be able to make it, but I have to be in the lab for a few minutes at ~3:15 CST.  I'll be sure to hurry back!

[J-Proof]

Thanks for the heads-up - changed it to 250

[Scrivener]

Ummmmmm ... no, there's no way I can do this.  Abasing myself at Tolkienesque length before a penguin goes against my religion, in some way that I'll figure out if you give me a minute.

However, I will volunteer to write the running total thread again.  This'll free up SecretAgentSuperDragon to help fill the quota of over-1000s, and it sounds like they'll need the help.

Scrivener

P.S.  And put me down for fifty quatloos on the posters winning the game.  If they could do it with last game's restrictions, this one will be a breeze.

P.P.S.:  Oops, I see The Powers That Be changed the threshold.  My offer to do the running total thread still stands, though.

[The Tick]

ok i think i can get it