The Dark Knight Rises

[TheUnabeefer]

Imagine Hulk. One load could've drowned and/or impaled Jennifer Connelly. How many inflatable pools could the Hulk's load fill....

OMFG, I would SO love to drown and/or impale Jennifer Connelly with my load.

[anais.jude]

Imagine Hulk. One load could've drowned and/or impaled Jennifer Connelly. How many inflatable pools could the Hulk's load fill....

OMFG, I would SO love to drown and/or impale Jennifer Connelly with my load.

[TheUnabeefer]

Imagine Hulk. One load could've drowned and/or impaled Jennifer Connelly. How many inflatable pools could the Hulk's load fill....

OMFG, I would SO love to drown and/or impale Jennifer Connelly with my load.

You're welcome.  I do what I can.

[Russell]

You're welcome.  I do what I can.

Jennifer said she was going to meet me for a date last night but didn't show!! DAMMIT!
Jennifer conned a me!!!! 

[D.B. Barnes]

You're welcome.  I do what I can.

Jennifer said she was going to meet me for a date last night but didn't show!! DAMMIT!
Jennifer conned a me!!!! 

Good lord. Something that bad deserves vintage Keyboard Cat. Play him off, Johnny!

[Russell]

You're welcome.  I do what I can.

Jennifer said she was going to meet me for a date last night but didn't show!! DAMMIT!
Jennifer conned a me!!!! 

Good lord. Something that bad deserves vintage Keyboard Cat. Play him off, Johnny!

That is awesome. 

[Watchman]

Imagine Hulk. One load could've drowned and/or impaled Jennifer Connelly. How many inflatable pools could the Hulk's load fill....

OMFG, I would SO love to drown and/or impale Jennifer Connelly with my load.

Typical Labyrinth fan.

[TheUnabeefer]

Typical Labyrinth fan.

Actually, never been a fan of Labyrinth.  Only ever sat through it once, really.

[Watchman]

Typical Labyrinth fan.

Actually, never been a fan of Labyrinth.  Only ever sat through it once, really.

Hah, same here. I just remember finding it a bit... unsavory the way the adult David Bowie lusted after jail bait Jennifer.

So, what Connelly films arouse your Spooge Bath / Impalement fantasy? Dark City era? House of Sand & Fog? Or does it all go back to Hulk?

(This thread is turning into some sort of deranged psychoanalysis session. There are sticky ids all over the place.)

[TheUnabeefer]

Typical Labyrinth fan.

Actually, never been a fan of Labyrinth.  Only ever sat through it once, really.

Hah, same here. I just remember finding it a bit... unsavory the way the adult David Bowie lusted after jail bait Jennifer.

So, what Connelly films arouse your Spooge Bath / Impalement fantasy? Dark City era? House of Sand & Fog? Or does it all go back to Hulk?

(This thread is turning into some sort of deranged psychoanalysis session. There are sticky ids all over the place.)

I'd have to say Jennifer in The Rocketeer does it for me quite well.... and really I dig her in pretty much anything, and I'd totally dig myself into her as well.

[anais.jude]

Dark Crystal es el Diablo! 

[TheUnabeefer]

Dark Crystal es el Diablo! 

Yeah not fond of Dark Crystal either.... or Neverending Story.  I think I'm generally not all that huge on most child-based fantasy movies.

[Invader_quirk]

Labyrinth didn't hold my attention for the runtime. The music was too atrocious. I seriously think it single-handedly ruined the entire movie.

[Russell]

Labyrinth didn't hold my attention for the runtime. The music was too atrocious. I seriously think it single-handedly ruined the entire movie.

David Bowie's crotch allegedly and ironically held the female audience's attention.

[anais.jude]

Labyrinth didn't hold my attention for the runtime. The music was too atrocious. I seriously think it single-handedly ruined the entire movie.

David Bowie's crotch allegedly and ironically held the female audience's attention.

No, it's true. Oh it's damn true