Favorite Star Spangled line

[Darth Geek]

But enough of that crap! Who's ready for Francis the Talking Mule?

I have got to get a different hobby.

Is you ready to rock?

PUBERTY!

Not the Imperial March. Not the Imperial March. Not the Imperial March. Not the Imperial March. Not the Imperial March.

Sargeant Wilhelm, No!

[Trekker4747]

I loved the Wilhelm line as well.

Also:

When one of the Hydra pilots goes through a propeller "Years from now villagers will praise the day a delicious meat sauce rained down on them."

Pretty much any line playing with Dum Dum's or Bucky's names.

[CJones]

"His target is those stupid stickers people put on cars that show you how many people are in their family?"

Thank you Kevin.

I HATE those things. Here in eastern Virginia we get the ones with the sandals... Nobody cares that you vacation in the Outer Banks. Or that you have two cats and a dog!

[FBX]

Yeah I hate seeing the minivan with 10 kids on the back window...

Just a bunch of stickers indicating your contributions to overpopulation.

And they're 5 bucks each! The biggest outrage of all!

[blahnut]

I was praying that off-screen New York cabbie would be interjecting stereotypes throughout the movie, alas...

What's happening? Still funny.

Michael Chiklis on the can.

Random observations: The Austin Powers reference was followed immediately by a riff about tiny-factory factories - also a joke from Austin Powers.  And I don't recall hearing a Nick Nolte riff... could it be?

[shodan]

i was thinking of drawing up some designs for stickers like that only having the family being eaten by a werewolf with the kids trying to throw the dog at it, or have the family strapped into electric chairs with a mad scientist at the switch or have two girls standing in a "puddle" with knives, or have the dad be surrounded by women with huge boobs.

[lmolson73]

Leave him in the ditch till he finds his insurance card.

-What makes you think I give a damn about your opinion?
Kevin - "My 11 word review of twitter."

[anais.jude]

"His target is those stupid stickers people put on cars that show you how many people are in their family?"

Thank you Kevin.

I HATE those things. Here in eastern Virginia we get the ones with the sandals... Nobody cares that you vacation in the Outer Banks. Or that you have two cats and a dog!

I want to get one chick and then, like, ten of the cat ones.

[Trekker4747]

i was thinking of drawing up some designs for stickers like that only having the family being eaten by a werewolf with the kids trying to throw the dog at it, or have the family strapped into electric chairs with a mad scientist at the switch or have two girls standing in a "puddle" with knives, or have the dad be surrounded by women with huge boobs.

How about one with Calvin peeing on a family of people?

[shodan]

no. those people that infringe bill water's copy write by ripping off calvin like that are assholes.

[Lemming Howard]

"What's the Unisphere  doing her from the future?"  I like it because I know it was a reference to the 1965 World Fair.

[CJones]

I liked the stuff about Tommy Lee Jones' face.

I gonna stand here and wrinkle for a while.

"Look at that. He's making me cry."
But you'll never know 'cause my face can basically only do this.

[Lemming Howard]

Smmmmokin!   It just deflates the dramatic reveal of the movie's villain in such an obvious way.

[Rattrap007]

i was thinking of drawing up some designs for stickers like that only having the family being eaten by a werewolf with the kids trying to throw the dog at it, or have the family strapped into electric chairs with a mad scientist at the switch or have two girls standing in a "puddle" with knives, or have the dad be surrounded by women with huge boobs.

Since I'm singe I want to get one and just use the guy...

[CJones]

"Fire again!"

Were his initial instructions "Fire once and wait for further orders"?


"Fire again!"

And you know what,  just keep up the firing.