Favorite rambling lines?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"Jim Stafford should sue for that line." - or words to that effect.

Love MST3K callbacks.

[PlayMSTie]

Nice Obama Peace Prize joke. 

[Darth Geek]

Nice Obama Peace Prize joke. 

Yeah, that was really funny. I particularly liked that it's funny, regardless of which side of the debate your on.

[D.B. Barnes]

"Everybody SHIA!!!"

[Darth Geek]

My upper scrotum!

[malkavman]

"And then Patrick Starfish unwraps a Krabby Patty of whoop-ass on them."

[Pak-Man]

His mind's going back to John Turturo's Speedo.

[Pak-Man]

Also: The most awesomely obscure riff:

"Next week it could be Muffy."

"The mouse from Today's Special?

[Cosmic Muse]

Also: The most awesomely obscure riff:

"Next week it could be Muffy."

"The mouse from Today's Special?

Hah! Hah! In my family we used to watch Today's Special all the time when we were kids.

[Moleman]

Optimus Prime: Here, take my parts.
Bill: That's an invitation to robot sex isn't it?

[goflyblind]

this is our war now, and we will win it as we always have.
... with disease-carrying blankets.

[goflyblind]

y'know, it might not be fair to pick on megan's intelligence level, but damn if it ain't funny every time.

[Hamdingers]

I just rented T;ROTF, it was just as incomprehensible as the first, especially with the giant robots that *all look the same when fighting*

Lots of good riffs in this one, but I was a bit dissapointed that the opening word by Optimus wasn't riffed, it was begging for it....

<OP> Earth!
<riff>- Mostly Harmless!

[Darth Geek]

Lots of good riffs in this one, but I was a bit dissapointed that the opening word by Optimus wasn't riffed, it was begging for it....

<OP> Earth!
<riff>- Mostly Harmless!

"The Primes set out with one rule." - No fatbots.

Did these guys forget they can turn into cars?

I loved the line near when they first get to Petra about how they are going to ruin the quiet scene. Particularly since they include "I think I broke my ass.", which is a reference to GoodBurger!

The Shakespear speach rewritten for Michael Bay was brilliant.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

"splayed out on a dirty table while robots probe your orifaces...typical night at comicon."