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Russell

Quote from: RVR II on November 28, 2011, 05:09:31 PM
The Hoff would make a perfect Cardassian :P
No, Kim Kardassian would make a perfect Kardashian.

anais.jude

Quote from: Gunflyer on November 28, 2011, 05:51:23 PM
Quote from: RVR II on November 28, 2011, 05:09:31 PM
The Hoff would make a perfect Cardassian :P
No, Kim Kardassian would make a perfect Kardashian.

She would make the perfect horse

sarcasm_made_Easy

As in fun to take on long rides?  or are you referring more to putting a bridle on her?

RVR II

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on November 28, 2011, 07:07:36 PM
As in fun to take on long rides?  or are you referring more to putting a bridle on her?
If a bridle will shut her up, I'd take a long ride on her :rimshot:

anais.jude

Ugh, anyone who is willing to put their member into Kim Kardasian has serious issues.

Unless by "member" you mean knife and by "into her" you mean anyplace where she would die of the wound.

Ok, maybe that was harsh, but I am pretty positive the world would be a better place without her

RVR II

Quote from: Anais.whatever on November 30, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Ugh, anyone who is willing to put their member into Kim Kardasian has serious issues.

Unless by "member" you mean knife and by "into her" you mean anyplace where she would die of the wound.

Ok, maybe that was harsh, but I am pretty positive the world would be a better place without her
:D :D


mrbasehart

Quote from: Anais.whatever on November 30, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Ugh, anyone who is willing to put their member into Kim Kardasian has serious issues.

Unless by "member" you mean knife and by "into her" you mean anyplace where she would die of the wound.

Ok, maybe that was harsh, but I am pretty positive the world would be a better place without her

She's the female equivalent of a bad boy.  You know she's bad for you, and you feel guilty for even liking her, but at some point, you have to acknowledge there's a small part of you that really just wants her, preferably not talking, but wants her nevertheless.

RoninFox

Quote from: mrbasehart on November 30, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
Quote from: Anais.whatever on November 30, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Ugh, anyone who is willing to put their member into Kim Kardasian has serious issues.

Unless by "member" you mean knife and by "into her" you mean anyplace where she would die of the wound.

Ok, maybe that was harsh, but I am pretty positive the world would be a better place without her

She's the female equivalent of a bad boy.  You know she's bad for you, and you feel guilty for even liking her, but at some point, you have to acknowledge there's a small part of you that really just wants her, preferably not talking, but wants her nevertheless.

I acknowledge no such thing. Her alleged attractiveness is so generic hollow and lifeless that it does nothing but repulse me. She and her whole family really need to quietly disappear.
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anais.jude

Quote from: RoninFox on November 30, 2011, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on November 30, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
Quote from: Anais.whatever on November 30, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Ugh, anyone who is willing to put their member into Kim Kardasian has serious issues.

Unless by "member" you mean knife and by "into her" you mean anyplace where she would die of the wound.

Ok, maybe that was harsh, but I am pretty positive the world would be a better place without her

She's the female equivalent of a bad boy.  You know she's bad for you, and you feel guilty for even liking her, but at some point, you have to acknowledge there's a small part of you that really just wants her, preferably not talking, but wants her nevertheless.

I acknowledge no such thing. Her alleged attractiveness is so generic hollow and lifeless that it does nothing but repulse me. She and her whole family really need to quietly disappear.

Thank You, Abelard...I mean Ronin

mrbasehart

Quote from: RoninFox on November 30, 2011, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on November 30, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
Quote from: Anais.whatever on November 30, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Ugh, anyone who is willing to put their member into Kim Kardasian has serious issues.

Unless by "member" you mean knife and by "into her" you mean anyplace where she would die of the wound.

Ok, maybe that was harsh, but I am pretty positive the world would be a better place without her

She's the female equivalent of a bad boy.  You know she's bad for you, and you feel guilty for even liking her, but at some point, you have to acknowledge there's a small part of you that really just wants her, preferably not talking, but wants her nevertheless.

I acknowledge no such thing. Her alleged attractiveness is so generic hollow and lifeless that it does nothing but repulse me. She and her whole family really need to quietly disappear.

I guess you're a better man than I then, Ronin.  Though, I guess I've never actually heard her speak ever, so I can't make a judgement call on her personality at all.  Ehn, doesn't matter.  I'll admire her tremendous bottom anyway.

anais.jude

Quote from: mrbasehart on November 30, 2011, 05:54:26 PM
Quote from: RoninFox on November 30, 2011, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on November 30, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
Quote from: Anais.whatever on November 30, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Ugh, anyone who is willing to put their member into Kim Kardasian has serious issues.

Unless by "member" you mean knife and by "into her" you mean anyplace where she would die of the wound.

Ok, maybe that was harsh, but I am pretty positive the world would be a better place without her

She's the female equivalent of a bad boy.  You know she's bad for you, and you feel guilty for even liking her, but at some point, you have to acknowledge there's a small part of you that really just wants her, preferably not talking, but wants her nevertheless.

I acknowledge no such thing. Her alleged attractiveness is so generic hollow and lifeless that it does nothing but repulse me. She and her whole family really need to quietly disappear.

I guess you're a better man than I then, Ronin.  Though, I guess I've never actually heard her speak ever, so I can't make a judgement call on her personality at all.  Ehn, doesn't matter.  I'll admire her tremendous bottom anyway.


Ya know non waste of space women have a nice bottom

ScottotD

Quote from: mrbasehart on November 30, 2011, 05:54:26 PM
Quote from: RoninFox on November 30, 2011, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on November 30, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
Quote from: Anais.whatever on November 30, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Ugh, anyone who is willing to put their member into Kim Kardasian has serious issues.

Unless by "member" you mean knife and by "into her" you mean anyplace where she would die of the wound.

Ok, maybe that was harsh, but I am pretty positive the world would be a better place without her

She's the female equivalent of a bad boy.  You know she's bad for you, and you feel guilty for even liking her, but at some point, you have to acknowledge there's a small part of you that really just wants her, preferably not talking, but wants her nevertheless.

I acknowledge no such thing. Her alleged attractiveness is so generic hollow and lifeless that it does nothing but repulse me. She and her whole family really need to quietly disappear.

I guess you're a better man than I then, Ronin.  Though, I guess I've never actually heard her speak ever, so I can't make a judgement call on her personality at all.  Ehn, doesn't matter.  I'll admire her tremendous bottom anyway.

Yeah, I wouldn't be proud of it but I still would given the chance
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

sarcasm_made_Easy

I still think She is probably smarter than her persona shows. 

Russell

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on November 30, 2011, 06:55:15 PM
I still think She is probably smarter than her persona shows. 
Are we talking about Cardassian Women or Kardashian women? heh heh. Get it? I'm totally running a joke into the ground, GET IT?! Haw haw haw haw!