Matthew J. Elliott news

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Wait a second, there are OTHER riffers? A whole group of them? Were... were they better than me? No, don't answer,  couldn't bear it. Just hold me and tell me everything's going to be all right from now on. Don't ask for the moon... we have the stars.   

shhh.... shhh.... you're pretty.... shhh

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Wait a second, there are OTHER riffers? A whole group of them? Were... were they better than me? No, don't answer,  couldn't bear it. Just hold me and tell me everything's going to be all right from now on. Don't ask for the moon... we have the stars.   

Based on how many "riffs" they put out, no there are no other rifftrax presents riffers. 

[matthew j elliott]

...There is a good reason for this, but like the guy in Plan 9, I'm muzzled by army brass...

Which is the same thing the 'other riffing group' said...

Hope it doesn't add an extra five months as well

Still I am looking forward to both of these releases.

Rest assured, this riff has been written, recorded, delivered & synched up and it pretty much HAS to be out in a month. The reason will become clear - it's all to do with an old gypsy's curse.

[Edward J Grug III]

Oh boy - I'm thinking it's a Christmas riff!

[matthew j elliott]

Oh boy - I'm thinking it's a Christmas riff!

Let's just say Tim Allen will be pleased and leave it at that.

[David]

Is it the adaptation of that Stephen King horror story about the gypsy curse that forces the guy to gain weight? I believe it was called "Fatter".

[Bob]

Is it the adaptation of that Stephen King horror story about the gypsy curse that forces the guy to gain weight? I believe it was called "Fatter".

Or the Disney version with sled dogs called "Huskier"?

[matthew j elliott]

Is it the adaptation of that Stephen King horror story about the gypsy curse that forces the guy to gain weight? I believe it was called "Fatter".

Or the Disney version with sled dogs called "Huskier"?

No, it'll be that George Clooney show about more of everything - I believe it was just called "er".

[Prince of Space 5049]

Oh boy - I'm thinking it's a Christmas riff!

Let's just say Tim Allen will be pleased and leave it at that.

Now if I only knew which Santa Claus movie it was I could get it from Netflix and be ready!

[ManUnderMask]

So, if Matt is like that guy in Plan 9 does this mean he's goin to Livitown?

[Darth Geek]

So, if Matt is like that guy in Plan 9 does this mean he's goin to Livitown?

I don't know, but he has been lecturing them about their STUPID STUPID MINDS for a while now.

[matthew j elliott]

So, if Matt is like that guy in Plan 9 does this mean he's goin to Livitown?

I don't know, but he has been lecturing them about their STUPID STUPID MINDS for a while now.

And I do cover my nipples every time I enter a room.

[Darth Geek]

So, if Matt is like that guy in Plan 9 does this mean he's goin to Livitown?

I don't know, but he has been lecturing them about their STUPID STUPID MINDS for a while now.

And I do cover my nipples every time I enter a room.

You crafty bastard.

[Bob]

So, if Matt is like that guy in Plan 9 does this mean he's goin to Livitown?

I don't know, but he has been lecturing them about their STUPID STUPID MINDS for a while now.

And I do cover my nipples every time I enter a room.

You crafty bastard.

Even when you fly off to your wild blue yonders?

Good for you sir, keep covering.

[matthew j elliott]

So, if Matt is like that guy in Plan 9 does this mean he's goin to Livitown?

I don't know, but he has been lecturing them about their STUPID STUPID MINDS for a while now.

And I do cover my nipples every time I enter a room.

You crafty bastard.

Even when you fly off to your wild blue yonders?

Good for you sir, keep covering.

Only so long as there's someone at home, touching their pillows. I mean, pillow.