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Started by Compound, November 08, 2011, 02:06:20 PM

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Compound

On the Vodka tasting, we get a preview of Warriors of the Wasteland. It''s Italian. It's a Road Warrior ripoff. It's got Fred Williamson in it. It looks great.

And Transformers 3 is on November 29.

Bob


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Quote from: Compound on November 08, 2011, 02:06:20 PM
On the Vodka tasting, we get a preview of Warriors of the Wasteland. It''s Italian. It's a Road Warrior ripoff. It's got Fred Williamson in it. It looks great.


But when!?  WHEEEEEN!?  DEBBIE!  D-D-D-D-D-DEBBIE! 
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Compound

Okay, I was looking for a clip to post and it turns out that there are *2* riffings of it on Youtube. (And a Frankie Goes to Hollywood song by the same name. Huh.)

Here's the Yifftrax version (cough) of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5hAXClrirs&feature=fvst

And Public Domain Basement's version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYn-PrviRI0


Edward J Grug III

Quote from: Candle Jack on November 08, 2011, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: Compound on November 08, 2011, 02:06:20 PM
On the Vodka tasting, we get a preview of Warriors of the Wasteland. It''s Italian. It's a Road Warrior ripoff. It's got Fred Williamson in it. It looks great.


But when!?  WHEEEEEN!?  DEBBIE!  D-D-D-D-D-DEBBIE! 

15th November
FINE

Thrashalla

#5
And here's our sample:
http://www.rifftrax.com/adventure/warriors-wasteland


There's an old saying that goes "Behind every successful movie, there's a horrible Italian rip-off of it that uses three seconds of endless looped drumbeats as its soundtrack." Never has this reliable chestnut been more true than in the case of Warriors of the Wasteland, which proudly acts as the mangy dog, devouring the table scraps that The Road Warrior turned up his nose at, opting instead to lick itself for nearly half an hour.

Yes, once again the inhabitants of Earth have reduced our proud, McRib-consuming planet to a smoldering wasteland. You might assume nukes, or genetically altered chimps are the culprit. Wrong you are, (though if you've recently ate a McRib, you've likely consumed some of the latter.) This time around what did us in was -- Books!  How did this happen? It of course is not explained. But it was books, you sure can count on that!

So the Warriors of the Wasteland drive around in their admittedly sweet cars, sporting their admittedly heinous hairstyles, kinda resenting books and occasionally massacring an outpost of survivors. If you can suspend disbelief for just one moment, hear this: there's a heroic lone wolf who attempts to enforce justice on these criminals (we know, it's a groundbreaking path for a character to follow.)

Books may have caused the apocalypse, but laughable special effects and ludicrous dialogue certainly survived it. Please join Mike, Kevin, Bill and a bunch of folks who couldn't afford tickets to Thunderdome for Warriors of the Wasteland.
http://www.rifftrax.com/adventure/warriors-wasteland
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ManUnderMask

Wow, they are cranking out the VODs this year aren't they?
I survived the San Diego Comic Con 2010 Hall H stabbing.

AbsoluteDeicide

Nice.  I love Road Warrior ripoffs.  I'll look forward to this.

BEERxTaco

Quote from: Thrashalla on November 08, 2011, 04:13:41 PM
Please join Mike, Kevin, Bill and a bunch of folks who couldn't afford tickets to Thunderdome for Warriors of the Wasteland.
http://www.rifftrax.com/adventure/warriors-wasteland

Please, can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

Action Batch

Quote from: BEERxTaco on November 09, 2011, 11:45:42 AM
Quote from: Thrashalla on November 08, 2011, 04:13:41 PM
Please join Mike, Kevin, Bill and a bunch of folks who couldn't afford tickets to Thunderdome for Warriors of the Wasteland.
http://www.rifftrax.com/adventure/warriors-wasteland

Please, can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

Does this make you mad, Max?

David

Quote from: Action Batch on November 10, 2011, 11:45:27 AM
Quote from: BEERxTaco on November 09, 2011, 11:45:42 AM
Quote from: Thrashalla on November 08, 2011, 04:13:41 PM
Please join Mike, Kevin, Bill and a bunch of folks who couldn't afford tickets to Thunderdome for Warriors of the Wasteland.
http://www.rifftrax.com/adventure/warriors-wasteland

Please, can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

Does this make you mad, Max?

Mad enough to declare war! While on roads! Like some kinda Road Warrior!

Toyland Chairman

Hey, I've seen WARRIORS OF THE WASTELAND. I own it on DVD in one of my 50 Pack Sets.

The hero of the film is played by Giancarlo Prete, who played Strike in ESCAPE 2000. :clap:
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RVR II

Quote from: David on November 10, 2011, 01:37:45 PM
Quote from: Action Batch on November 10, 2011, 11:45:27 AM
Quote from: BEERxTaco on November 09, 2011, 11:45:42 AM
Quote from: Thrashalla on November 08, 2011, 04:13:41 PM
Please join Mike, Kevin, Bill and a bunch of folks who couldn't afford tickets to Thunderdome for Warriors of the Wasteland.
http://www.rifftrax.com/adventure/warriors-wasteland

Please, can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

Does this make you mad, Max?

Mad enough to declare war! While on roads! Like some kinda Road Warrior!
'The Iatola of Rock and Rolla!'

Darth Geek

I'm surprised they just tossed out the announcement of the next Transformers riff. Those are huge sellers, aren't they? I would have thought they would make more of a fuss about that one coming out.