The Avengers thread(may contain spoilers)

[D.B. Barnes]

This is like discussing whether or not something is funny. Completely pointless.

Is that not the entire point of the forum.  lol  That seems to be the bulk of what we do here.  

Oh, I know, but this isn't even interesting or amusing. It's just boring and nobody gives a shit.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Talking about what is hotter I thought was standard guy talk.  Granted sitcoms may have led me astray there. 

Would could make anais happy and try to figure out which Chris has better abs (the correct answer is Helmsworth btw) 

[k1]

Talking about what is hotter I thought was standard guy talk.  Granted sitcoms may have led me astray there. 

Would could make anais happy and try to figure out which Chris has better abs (the correct answer is Helmsworth btw) 

But if we're talking pecs, I have to give the prize to Christina Hendricks.   

[anais.jude]

Would could make anais happy and try to figure out which Chris has better abs (the correct answer is Helmsworth btw) 

I KILL YOU,SCUM! Evans has the hotter abs and the douchey Johnny Storm smile

[gbeenie]

How about the Avengers AS MODOK.

One of my favorite moments in the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! animated series was how Thor and Wasp were completely icked out when they saw M.O.D.O.K. for the first time.

[gbeenie]

Agreed. I am a sucker for red haired women. (most of the time)

I don't get the appeal of skin-tight jumpsuits on women. Now if the zipper is down
to the navel, the appeal becomes clear, but if the zipper is all the way up to her damn
neck, then the sex appeal all but disappears.

That just sounds like a lack of imagination.

[Russell]

That just sounds like a lack of imagination.

That's a bit short-sighted isn't it? Isn't there a saying that skin tight suits leave NOTHING
to the imagination anyway? hmmmm?

[Scribblesense]

Hmm... I just realized, since Joss Whedon is directing this, RDJ-as-Tony-Stark's trademark quippiness might feel a bit sterile. For Iron Man and Iron Man 2, he was mostly allowed to ad-lib which really let his own personality be imprinted on the character (it's also why we got Pepper Potts saying the word "ever" eighty times in a row or just staring blankly into space half the time).

Whedon has trademark, quotable dialogue ("shiny! let's be bad guys") that nonetheless feels read. In the trailer they're obviously trying to show that RDJ is still Tony Stark, but it feels read to me ("genius billionaire playboy philanthropist"). At worst, he'll have a few jokes fall flat ("oh...errr....arrrghh...tastes...like coconut"), and at best, he'll sound like Captain Malcolm Reynolds.

That would actually be pretty awesome. Especially if Nick Fury is Shepherd Book, Black Widow is Zoey, Thor is Jayne, Bruce Banner is Wash, and Cap is... Kaylee?

I'll need to think this over some more.

...and commission a bit of crossover fan-art.

[Compound]

Anyway.....

Marvel's tossing in an extra on the Captain America Blu-Rays- a short film starring Agent Coulson, SHIELD Agent extraordinaire. You can catch it over here:
http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/168652-watch-the-full-new-marvel-one-shot-short-film

[k1]

Sweet! I liked the other one they did with him.

[D.B. Barnes]

Spoiler

DAT ASS!!!

[Darth Geek]

They have eight characters and eight letters in AVENGERS, and they can't figure this out? Also, yes her ass is nice, but covering up her rack?! BOOOO!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

I just think its funny they are all facing the same direction except sammy el and scarlett.  I wonder what is different about those two hmmm.

[doggans]

They have eight characters and eight letters in AVENGERS, and they can't figure this out?

Pretty sure those are eight separate posters. It wouldn't make much sense to have a poster of Chris Hemsworth inside the letter "N", would it?

[Darth Geek]

They have eight characters and eight letters in AVENGERS, and they can't figure this out?

Pretty sure those are eight separate posters. It wouldn't make much sense to have a poster of Chris Hemsworth inside the letter "N", would it?

I think they would get into trouble if they had Sam Jackson as the N.