What Thorish things did you learn?

[RVR II]

I learned that Rednecks haven't evolved at all from mid-evil times

[Darth Geek]

I learned that beings worshipped as Gods on another planet will just arbitrarily stop going there.

I learned that nobody in Asgard seems to suspect Loki, the God of Deciet, whenever anything suspicious happens.

[stansimpson]

I learned that screenplays can be written entirely in grunts, and Norway likes flamboyant and uncomfortable helmets.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I learned that Johnny Weir and Alan Cumming somehow had a baby and named him Loki.

[CJones]

I learned that Thor and Captain Kirk's dad were played by the same guy. Seriously, I had absolutely no idea that was him until the riff mentioned it.

I also learned that Norse gods speak English. Even the Asian one.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Norse Gods were sort of dicks.

I also learned that middle-of-nowhere desert towns in the southwest are apparently focal points of inter-dimensional travel and dropping off points for said Norse Gods.

I learned that someone can get tossed out on their ass by their father, stripped of all of their powers, but make life and character-changing decisions inside of a couple of days and then regain their father's respect (and a tear across inter-dimensional and inter-galactic planes) as well as their powers.

I learned that Chris Hensworth has more chemistry with Natalie Portman in one movie than she had in three movies with Hayden Christensen.

[Prince of Space 5049]

Hayden who?

[Lemming Howard]

I learned that even if Men-in-Black (aka "Shield") drive Acura SUV's the grill on those things still look stupid.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that Shield will let a dangerous, suspected criminal go "just to see what happens".

[CJones]

I learned that Shield will let a dangerous, suspected criminal go "just to see what happens".

I know, I thought that was ludicrous.

"Well, he broke into a top secret facility, beat the crap out of several of our best guys, tried to steal the thing we're studying.. oh and he has a fake ID. But what the hell, let's just let him go."

[Compound]

I learned that Norse Gods were sort of dicks.

To be fair, the Norse Gods were always kinda dickish. These are gods who used to amuse themselves by throwing dangerous objects at Baldur just to see if it would hurt him. And at Baldur's funeral (yeah, whoops), Thor drop kicked a dwarf into Baldur's funeral pyre. Remember, you're talking about a pantheon where Loki is the mom of Odin's horse.

Yes, what I just typed was correct.

[CJones]

I learned that the guys REALLY don't like AT&T. I counted three jokes at their expense in this riff.

[eegah]

I learned that nobody in Asgard seems to suspect Loki, the God of Deciet, whenever anything suspicious happens.

Transformers : Decepticons :: Thor : God of Deceit (for you SAT fans out there)

Good guys in movies really need to pay more attention to the other guys' names

[Bob]

I learned that nobody in Asgard seems to suspect Loki, the God of Deciet, whenever anything suspicious happens.

Transformers : Decepticons :: Thor : God of Deceit (for you SAT fans out there)

Good guys in movies really need to pay more attention to the other guys' names

[Lemming Howard]

They dance the Lambamda  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8mz9uOvFQA