Alternate Titles for "Setting up a Room"

[Kenotic]

You know, I think you could retitle this thing, add some depressing ambient music, and even do some reediting and you'd have a pretentious indie film that would get raves from Roger Ebert or Mubi.

That film would also need I title. I suggest:

- My Dinner With Helen and Roberta
- Waiting For Miss Godot
- Andy Warhol''s "Room Job"
- Kindergarten A-Go-Go

Any more?

[vampirehunter42]

I'll take a shot at this. But can only think of one based on the dropped subplot.


-The Ironing Board

[Rattrap007]

Mine takes after my fav line:

Cubbies - You Glorious Insane Bitch!

[Bob]

I am thinking something more gritty and real from the 70s.

"Panic at Building Block Park"

[Darth Geek]

Stacking Blocks: The Conveniant Truth

[CJones]

Kindergarten of Children of Men (y'know, because of the ridiculously long takes)

also...

Rearranging Furniture in Real Time
Making Sure the Doors Open
Bathroom Access: How Not to Do It

[MartyS (Gromit)]

OK, I'll play.

Make it a really boring horror movie as Block Corner Massacre.  You know, those 2 guys said they had more stuff to deliver and WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN!!!

For a mystery: Where's The Clay?

Going more art house, simply: Table Games.

And one that has a little double entendre, and rips of a pretty bad movie: Pushing Wood

[vampirehunter42]

Try a 2nd shot at this.

-Smooth Blocks 
or would it be better with just
-Smooth

[Darth Geek]

Mrs. Krabapple Or How I Stopped Worrying and Loved Stacking Blocks

[Kete]

"How The Furnace Fire Started"

[Bob]

"Frumpy Beauty and the Beast"

[Kete]

"Exhibit A"

[vampirehunter42]

-Much Ado About Nothing

No, that it taken.

-Transformers 5

Like anyone will notice.

-The Cryptic Trials and Tribulations of the Preparations of Kindergarten Room #1

[Meltha]

How about

Why Did I Major in Early Childhood Development?

No, Really, Being a Teacher Is Worth the Tedium

or maybe

The Results of Being Locked up for Eight Hours a Day with Shrieking Five-Year-Olds on Normal Human Behavior

[stansimpson]

Hmm... let's see here.  How about some enticing feel-good titles?

-The Adventures of a Kindergarten Classroom

-Journey To the Center of the Room

-Super Fun-Time Room Arranging Happiness For All (featuring special mystery guests!!!)