New Short "Setting Up a Room" Now Available! (Intro sketch inside.)

[MrTorso]

Dammit, let Conor in on the riffing already!

I started a thread last year for that very reason!

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=20170.0

[Darth Geek]

So after watching the whole short on their entire afternoon spent meticulously placing each item like it was a freaking museum exhibit, how many SECONDS do you think it will take the children to make this room look like it was hit by Hurricane Irene?

[Darth Geek]

Yeah the younger teacher had a sexy librarian/kindergarten teacher thing going on.  I can just picture this being shown to whatever audience was felt needed to see it and then afterwards they all turned to each other and just went "WTF was the point of that?!"  And I thought some of training videos I've been through were bad.

Sheesh.

And that was the single most elaborate school room I have ever seen.

The younger teacher was pretty hot. Too much junk in the trunk, but she did have an attractive face and I love women with glasses.

[vampirehunter42]

The may be the reason she is so pale. She looks a little shy and may be a little uncomfortable about that booty. So she may not have gotten that much sun over the summer.

But for her body that backside was nice, her legs are a little thin though. But I like thicker women.

[CJones]

So after watching the whole short on their entire afternoon spent meticulously placing each item like it was a freaking museum exhibit, how many SECONDS do you think it will take the children to make this room look like it was hit by Hurricane Irene?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

The guys are right, this short is oddly hypnotizing. I think I watched it three times in a row last night, and now I'm watching it again.

Oh, and let me add, best short ever! 

[Rattrap007]

I laughed my ass off..

"THE CUBBIES? YOU GLORIOUS INSANE BITCH!!!" LOL

[vampirehunter42]

How sad my life is.....


Blink count at around 280 blinks. Keep in mind that she in not always facing the camera and the glasses block seeing the eyes at times.


Side note, she does have some pretty eyes.

And question: Was that a soap on a rope hanging on the bathroom door?

[misterthomason]

Which Mod/admin was that at the end of the skit?

That was Sean Thomason, one of the writers.

I think he was asking what username he goes by here on the forum. And if he wasn't, I am. I've been wondering that for a while.

That's me! Been writing full-time here for almost 2 years now, just not much of a presence on the forum. But sometimes I do check in and lurk, wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask, eating Combos. (I do the same thing on dates)

[Bob]

Dear god...... what was that?!?!?!

Well, besides hilarious that is.

The camerman sneezing is almost as good as the "watch out for snakes" moment.

[doggans]

I think this is officially my second-favorite short, right after "Drugs Are Like That". Dear holy crap.

[mstgator]

Watched this through a second time, and decided my favorite moment is the two guys delivering the easel and library unit.  "We have a few other things for you..."  Sadly, we never see them return, and they don't even merit a name credit at the end like Helen and Roberta do.   

[Bob]

Watched this through a second time, and decided my favorite moment is the two guys delivering the easel and library unit.  "We have a few other things for you..."  Sadly, we never see them return, and they don't even merit a name credit at the end like Helen and Roberta do.   

* Whistle *

No Porn

* Whistle *

[vampirehunter42]

Watched this through a second time, and decided my favorite moment is the two guys delivering the easel and library unit.  "We have a few other things for you..."  Sadly, we never see them return, and they don't even merit a name credit at the end like Helen and Roberta do.   

You are only on your 2nd time on this? I have lost count the number of times.

[mstgator]

Watched this through a second time, and decided my favorite moment is the two guys delivering the easel and library unit.  "We have a few other things for you..."  Sadly, we never see them return, and they don't even merit a name credit at the end like Helen and Roberta do.   

You are only on your 2nd time on this? I have lost count the number of times.

I've learned to pace myself after making the mistake of watching "One Turkey, Two Turkey" multiple times in one weekend, and then lying awake in bed unable to fall asleep as the insane turkey song looped endlessly through my head.

Although that probably wouldn't be a problem with this short.

[vampirehunter42]

I don't know, that little tune they keep playing does hide in the back of your head. And the image of that woman stroking the block is what you know you will be seeing while in hell.