pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)

[daltysmilth]

Thrifty, I heard there's a been a huge influx of strange-looking butterflies in your area.  Are you okay?

[Thrifty]

This 30 gallon drum of radioactive waste sure is heavy.  I wish the forklift weren't broken.  I'm just going to set it down in this peaceful field and go looking for help.

[Sideswipe]

Thrifty. what the hell?  I told you to get rid of that radioactive shit!  You know what will happen if somebody eats some of that?!

[shodan]

i hope nobody mistakes this pcp/lsd mixture we're gonna gas the republicans with with milk.....cause it kinda looks like it... you know what ill add some dayglo paint and people will think it's radioactive thatll keep em away

[Thrifty]

God damnit.  All I wanted to do was sit down with a nice bowl of Cookie Crisp, and there's no milk in the refrigerator.  Maybe there's some over at Shodan's place.

[Pak-Man]

I told you guys! Doesn't chocolate milk taste better when served in a Big-Gulp cup filled to the brim?

[daltysmilth]

Man!  I've never had so much chocolate milk at one time in my life!

[UncleDes]

Not me - I was on the tequila, mate!

I think Dalty was looking like the Michelin man at one point - yeah?

[shodan]

That would be a good idea let me just check....Alrite who went on a drunken binge with a bottle of Jack daniels and lost the info for the upcoming republican rally at the clown college. Damn were gonna need another newsweek to get the info.

[Thrifty]

We should maybe get some better locks so that this doesn't happen again.

[Sideswipe]

Damnit!! Someone broke into the weapons locker again!  I told you guys after the last time this happened, we need to secure our shit with something more than just bread ties. 

[Thrifty]

I got the 40 loaves of sliced bread, so we'll have plenty of sandwiches.  I'm gonna recycle the bags, but what do I do with these twist tie things that held the bags closed?  It seems like a waste to throw them away.

[daltysmilth]

So is everybody ready for our expedition to the North Pole?  It's gonna be a long trip, so I hope we have plenty to eat.

[shodan]

So that's what happened to bob dole's cryogenically frozen head. Well we have to get it back from the republicans who are parading it around. I'll send out an email.....crap these iPhone keyboards are small I'm probably gonna end up sending a bunch of typos

[Dim of the Yard]

Well, I went out for drinks the other night with the head of my college's chapter of College Republicans... you know, intel and stuff, because I'm good at that. And... well...

Long story short, Bob Dole's head may or may not be on a pitchfork and currently sporting a large red afro, as well as a giant red nose and massive amounts of face paint. And in the possession of the College Republicans. On the other hand, I've rediscovered how tasty Jack Daniels is!