pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)

[Sideswipe]

The pastricist I abducted a few months ago has made a breakthrough in edible plastique.  This in turn can be used as the batter for weaponized wedding cakes.  Who is going to suspect a wedding cake?

[shodan]

yes but his outer layer of skin is pure adamantium... so we'd have to blow him up from the inside

[Thrifty]

EVERYBODY GETS AIDS AND DIES.

Did anyone else notice how soft and supple Kete's skin is?

[daltysmilth]

I hardly think even the Republicans are capable of that.  Also, has anyone seen Rent?  What happens in that show?

[Thrifty]

Well, it was clear that that particular copy of Newsweek was no good after what you did with it.

Congressional Republicans announced today that it is cooperating with the Obama in his initiatives to reduce the deficit, citing the need to "put what it is good for the country ahead of partisan power plays and party loyalty".

[Dim of the Yard]

Oh, so what if I chewed it a bit? Or... rather a lot... and then dropped it in the dog's water dish... I could still read the article just fine!

Well, mostly, anyway... kind of... staring at a gray mess of what used to be black lettering and guessing what it said is the same thing as understanding it, right?

[shodan]

Cmon dim that bet you won against thrifty to eat 59 live llamas was just a little while ago. You're hungry again?

[Sideswipe]

Well that raid on the clown college we just ran could have gone better.  What the hell were you guys doing over at the llama pens anyway?  Nevermind, I don't want to know.  We've got a new mission to plan now anyway.  Where the hell is my new issue of Newsweek?  Dim, Thrifty told my you got the mail today, where the hell is my Newsweek?  There are some fascinating articles I wanted to read, damn it!

[daltysmilth]

Sorry I missed the clown college raid.  It sounds pretty epic.  Also, Tripe told us to stop using the "q" word or there would be bannings.

[mojoplasma]

Ok guys, the most important thing to make this crazy plan work is a safe-word!
"quarter"
"quarter" is our safe-word. Anytime somone one is in trouble just yell out "quarter" and maybe no one will die!!
Remember....
"quarter"

[Dim of the Yard]

Anyway, the clown college raid was stupid fun, but we need a better plan in the meantime. I mean, hell, I thought we were doing a great job, and it was a lot of fun, but I thought the endgame was to completely overtake the college and reform it from the inside, not to dive in, get... distracted... by the llamas, and make our getaway in a tiny car. What can we do to make sure our next raid will be a bigger success? Thoughts?

And what is our next mission, anyway?

... And will it involve a pit stop for lunch? Because... well, llamas are great and all (if a bit gamey), but they're not really all that filling...

[k1]

You are such a jerk.  You gave me directions to the Gathering of the Juggalos!  What'd I miss?

[Dim of the Yard]

Yeah, where WAS k1? I could have sworn I gave him the proper directions and everything, he just never showed up!

[shodan]

Damn this wouldve gon alot better if k1 had brought his CIA brainwashing kit

[Thrifty]

I'll make you a bet.  I'll bet you that Dim of the Yard cannot eat 59 live llamas.  If she can't, she has to walk around topless for a day.  If she can, I'll walk around with my pants down for an entire day.