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Re: Taglines and Slogans

Started by AmazingThor, April 25, 2011, 11:03:42 AM

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Sideswipe

All of the taste, twice the price!


Ford Pinto

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

k1

Quote from: Sideswipe on August 20, 2011, 09:41:28 AM
All of the taste, twice the price!


Ford Pinto

For people who can't tell one horse from another!


Coasters

daltysmilth

Coasters: because if you put down a single glass of liquid on a finished surface without using one, it'll leave a ring forever.

Rollercoasters:
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104

k1

Quote from: daltysmilth on August 20, 2011, 09:53:39 AM
Coasters: because if you put down a single glass of liquid on a finished surface without using one, it'll leave a ring forever.

Rollercoasters:

WHY THE HELL DOES MY GLASS KEEP ROLLING OFF THE TABLE????


Checkers

UncleDes

When plaid is just too damn Frank Lloyd Wright

Next up: Teddybears

daltysmilth

Teddy Bears:  how do we know they scare monsters away?  Well, I don't see any monsters here, do you?

Philosophy:
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104

Darth Geek



Russell

#82
Quote from: Darth Geek on August 21, 2011, 02:46:32 PM
Guns
Not just the title of a shitty Andy Sidaris movie!

The Red ring of death

shodan

samara morgan goes to hawaii (sunburn joke... alrite it was the funniest think i could think of without making a dirty joke.... ddint know how that would go over.... anyway)

lettuce

daltysmilth

Lettuce: You can always pick it off!

Eyesight:
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104

UncleDes

Better 1 or 2.... hundred dollar frames?

Legs:

shodan

the christopher ree.... no ill go to hell for that one ummm.......
alrite :
legs: the truth behind zz top


earmuffs


Russell

earmuffs - For when you're in the vicinity of a Justin Bieber concert

Enron



Sideswipe


I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

UncleDes

Inspiring Wordsworth since 1796!

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