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[HumanMan]

no this was sincere, but guess you all are not... sorry!

[D.B. Barnes]

This is a great idea!

A little bit about me:

I'm single, unemployed and live with my parents. I was wondering if there are any super-hot chicks in my area who want to go to see Rifftrax live.

I enjoy Myth, Mountain Dew, Dungeons and Dragons, complusively masturbating, and writing Rainbow Brite slash fic. You're probably asking yourself "How is this guy still single?!" I know, right???

You must be thin, tan, and have big boobs. Think Megan Fox, but a little hotter. It also helps if you have a 'thing' for morbidly obese guys.

If you're interested, send me an e-mail at Belben.the.Blackguard @ COMPUSERVE.COM. You must attach a topless picture or else I will delete your message without even reading it.

Looking forward to your e-mails, lllllllladies.

[RoninFox]

This is a great idea!

A little bit about me:

I'm single, unemployed and live with my parents. I was wondering if there are any super-hot chicks in my area who want to go to see Rifftrax live.

I enjoy Myth, Mountain Dew, Dungeons and Dragons, complusively masturbating, and writing Rainbow Brite slash fic. You're probably asking yourself "How is this guy still single?!" I know, right???

You must be thin, tan, and have big boobs. Think Megan Fox, but a little hotter. It also helps if you have a 'thing' for morbidly obese guys.

If you're interested, send me an e-mail at Belben.the.Blackguard @ COMPUSERVE.COM. You must attach a topless picture or else I will delete your message without even reading it.

Looking forward to your e-mails, lllllllladies.

Dude....seriously?

Compuserve?  What a loser.

[Thrifty]

Did Rifftrax get bought out by Craigslist?

[Bob]

This thread is made of win.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

So fail it is win type of win? 

[Darth Geek]

This is a great idea!

A little bit about me:

I'm single, unemployed and live with my parents. I was wondering if there are any super-hot chicks in my area who want to go to see Rifftrax live.

I enjoy Myth, Mountain Dew, Dungeons and Dragons, complusively masturbating, and writing Rainbow Brite slash fic. You're probably asking yourself "How is this guy still single?!" I know, right???

You must be thin, tan, and have big boobs. Think Megan Fox, but a little hotter. It also helps if you have a 'thing' for morbidly obese guys.

If you're interested, send me an e-mail at Belben.the.Blackguard @ COMPUSERVE.COM. You must attach a topless picture or else I will delete your message without even reading it.

Looking forward to your e-mails, lllllllladies.

[torgosPizza]

This is a great idea!

A little bit about me:

I'm single, unemployed and live with my parents. I was wondering if there are any super-hot chicks in my area who want to go to see Rifftrax live.

I enjoy Myth, Mountain Dew, Dungeons and Dragons, complusively masturbating, and writing Rainbow Brite slash fic. You're probably asking yourself "How is this guy still single?!" I know, right???

You must be thin, tan, and have big boobs. Think Megan Fox, but a little hotter. It also helps if you have a 'thing' for morbidly obese guys.

If you're interested, send me an e-mail at Belben.the.Blackguard @ COMPUSERVE.COM. You must attach a topless picture or else I will delete your message without even reading it.

Looking forward to your e-mails, lllllllladies.

You might've been a little harsh there.

[lmolson73]

no this was sincere, but guess you all are not... sorry!

Just be glad you only got one snarky reply.  I was kind of surprised there weren't more. 

[Bob]

Personally, I think this would be the best forum to ask if someone wants to meet up with him.   I mean, the board is full of Rifftrax fans, why not ask?   What can be lost by taking a chance.....nothing.

And the snarky response is PERFECTLY in line with the Rifftrax esthetic.

That is why I wrote this thread is made of win.

[D.B. Barnes]

Personally, I think this would be the best forum to ask if someone wants to meet up with him.   I mean, the board is full of Rifftrax fans, why not ask?   What can be lost by taking a chance.....nothing.

And the snarky response is PERFECTLY in line with the Rifftrax esthetic.

That is why I wrote this thread is made of win.

Thank you!

I see no reason why a sincere post looking a fun night out and a snarky joke can't exist side-by-side. Seems to me, sincerity and snark commingle quite often around here. And I certainly didn't mean to demean the guy or imply that he was being anything but sincere. I don't think anyone questioned his sincerity.

Anyway, I'm sorry if I upset the guy and wish him the best of luck on his search for a date.

[Bob]

Maybe Frank's Pod People shirt would draw in the laaaaaadies.

[D.B. Barnes]

Maybe Frank's Pod People shirt would draw in the laaaaaadies.

*STIFLES LOL SMILEY*

[Darth Geek]

I remember when the website was going to be updated for the addition of iRiffs (it was a while ago), and there was one or two mentions of a Riff Match section. I wish they had done that.
Take a look at my avatar picture. C'mon, ladies, who doesn't want a piece of that?

[Bob]

Take a look at my avatar picture. C'mon, ladies, who doesn't want a piece of that?