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The Dark Knight Rises

Started by Scribblesense, October 28, 2010, 07:27:31 PM

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Darth Geek

If she were the Catwoman from the comics, her boobs would have prevented her from leaning forward far enough on that bike to drive it.

I don't know, this picture doesn't convince me that Catwoman is a good idea in these movies. I just hope they don't end up crippling Batman's abilities to make her seem credible as a threat. I mean, she stole the Batcycle from the GODDAMN BATMAN?!


daltysmilth

That's one possibility.  Not knowing anything about the plot, we don't know why she has the batcycle or if it even is THE batcycle.  It could well be that Batman loans it to her so she can help him stop the bad guys, like how he let Gordon drive the Batmobile in Batman Begins.  This would fit in if my "Catwoman as a Thief With A Heart Of Gold" theory pans out.
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Quote from: Imrahil on August 05, 2011, 09:24:28 AM
I like how you go from Zero to Condescending in less than 60 seconds.


That was Nic Cage's best movie.....

Bob

Quote from: Imrahil on August 05, 2011, 12:25:18 PM
It's impossible for Nic Cage to have a 'best' movie.

I take it you've not seen "Bad Liuetent 2" then........

Oh, you probably did.

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Imrahil on August 05, 2011, 09:24:28 AM
I hate Anne Hathaway. She's horrid. She ruins things that she's in.  That said, I'll give Nolan the benefit of the doubt; I hated the Ledger Joker when I first saw the costume, and that turned out fine.  I just really fucking hate Hathaway.

I'd like to think Nolan wouldn't let anyone fuck up his movie. Although, I'm not a fan of Katie Holmes, and Maggie Gyllenhaal bugs me a little bit. He's made some odd choices for female characters. Ellen Page struck me as sort of an odd choice for Inception, too.

Carrie-Anne Moss was a good pick for Memento and Marion Cotillard was the perfect choice for Inception.
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Quote from: Imrahil on August 05, 2011, 12:25:18 PM
It's impossible for Nic Cage to have a 'best' movie.

Zero to Mildly Disinterested in Less than 60 Seconds had its moments.
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Not thrilled about the mask, but I want to see more from the film than just a photo before I start to worry.

MrTorso

Quote from: Imrahil on August 05, 2011, 12:25:18 PM
It's impossible for Nic Cage to have a 'best' movie.

Raising Arizona
Vampire's Kiss
Wild at Heart
Red Rock West

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Scribblesense

That fire alarm really ruins the composition. It's bugging the hell out of me.
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Quote from: Imrahil on August 05, 2011, 09:24:28 AM
I hate Anne Hathaway. She's horrid. She ruins things that she's in.  That said, I'll give Nolan the benefit of the doubt; I hated the Ledger Joker when I first saw the costume, and that turned out fine.  I just really fucking hate Hathaway.

I had to look up her credits to see if I have ever seen a movie with her and I hadn't. How many of her movies have you watched that she ruined for you?? Princess Diaries would have been a good movie without her??   


I am just hoping that Bane is so badass that it doesn't matter how much the other characters suck.
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Quote from: Scribblesense on August 05, 2011, 08:56:23 PM
That fire alarm really ruins the composition. It's bugging the hell out of me.



Im, I'd shop out Hathaway for another actress, but that would take forever.   ;D
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Quote from: MrTorso on August 05, 2011, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on August 05, 2011, 12:25:18 PM
It's impossible for Nic Cage to have a 'best' movie.

Raising Arizona
Vampire's Kiss
Wild at Heart
Red Rock West

Vampire's Kiss and Red Rock West are two wildly underappreciated films. Especially considering Oliver Stone ripped off the latter for his piece of crap U-Turn.

Bob

Quote from: Imrahil on August 05, 2011, 09:24:28 AM

I hate Anne Hathaway. She's horrid. She ruins things that she's in.  That said, I'll give Nolan the benefit of the doubt; I hated the Ledger Joker when I first saw the costume, and that turned out fine.  I just really fucking hate Hathaway.

Well, the only way I can weigh in fairly on this would be for Anne and I to go to the Bahamas for a long weekend and see if she bothers me or not.   I am willing to make this sacrifice for the group.


Bob

Quote from: Imrahil on August 06, 2011, 07:27:08 AM
Hey, if you find the wide-mouth long-nosed idiot bitch thing attractive, go for it.

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Russell

Quote from: Imrahil on August 06, 2011, 07:27:08 AM
Hey, if you find the wide-mouth long-nosed idiot bitch thing attractive, go for it.
She's cute! But the thing is this Batman series should NOT be banking on the attractiveness
or sex appeal of this actress.