300

[SmilinJackRoss]

How'd you get to see it early?

[RandyMistie]

Yes, I should have said, a friend of a friend got us in for an advanced screening.  People were literally cheering.  Standing up and cheering like mad men, (one of them was me...)!

[mrbasehart]

Yeah, despite my reservations about it, I'm looking forward to seeing it.  I think I made sure I'm working the day it comes in.  

[robertraur]

Joblo gave this movie a 10 out of 10, and he hates everything:

http://www.joblo.com/review-300

I'm going at the earlist possible time for me:  Midnight on Thursday.

[RandyMistie]

Yeah, despite my reservations about it, I'm looking forward to seeing it.  I think I made sure I'm working the day it comes in.  

I'm sorry.  If you have reservations about "300" then you must be a nancy-boy.  SORRY, mrbasehart!!  I love ya, but if you don't like "300" you are a big nelly.  That's just a fact.  I wish it wasn't true, but it just is.

Just kidding.  Actually, with the amount of man-flesh and male nudity, ("dudity") in the film a case could be made that closeted homo's like it for the... you know... man flesh...  whatever... HOMO!!!!  You are!  Not me!

Hehe, whatever, it's just a great movie about one of the greatest battles in human history, YEAH!!! 

(not gay= me!  probably... maybe... I LIKE CHICKS!!!!)

[torgosPizza]

Plant!!!!


Just kidding. I think I've already mentioned I may or may not be taking a day off to travel up to LA to watch this on a big huge fuckin' IMAX. I may need earplugs and Depends.

[RandyMistie]

Plant!!!!


Just kidding. I think I've already mentioned I may or may not be taking a day off to travel up to LA to watch this on a big huge fuckin' IMAX. I may need earplugs and Depends.

YES!!!  You will, indeed, my friend... you will indeed.

[Pak-Man]

This becomes relevant about 2 and a half minutes in... :^)

[RandyMistie]

This becomes relevant about 2 and a half minutes in... :^)

Awesomely, HY-larious!!!!  Funny stuff, man!  Really funny.

[Pak-Man]

It's good stuff. There's, I think, 9 Episodes out there on Youtube. :^)

[Sharktopus]

But, every once in a while a real MAN's movie comes out that makes me feel good about being a MAN!  Sure there are tons of men's flicks, but not that many quality ones...  "Fight Club", "SIN CITY", "Hunt for Red October", "Gladiator", "Spartacus", "Braveheart", any James Bond movie, (please), are just a few examples of good, quality MAN's movies that make me want to fight a war in a Roman Phalanx, roaring like a crazed BERSERKER!!!

Does it bring my manhood into question for me to say that of the above-mentioned manly man movies, I really only enjoy the 007 flicks? Oh, excuse me guys, I have to go change my maxi pad. Aunt Flo's a-callin'.

[PsypherPunk]

Does it bring my manhood into question for me to say that of the above-mentioned manly man movies, I really only enjoy the 007 flicks?

The only real man's movies were Die Hard and Predator.

"This stuff'll make you a god-damn sexual Tyrannosaurus! Just like me."

[ScottotD]

You're forgetting Evil Dead 2.


Really looking forward to 300.  Swords = fun!

[Blueguy]

It's funny, I was just checking out rotten tomatoes and saw a quote from one of the bad reviews and it was, "Fills a much-needed gap between gay porn and recruitment film."

[torgosPizza]

Yeah, a lot of those reviewers are third tier, though. I hadn't read ANY negative reviews until I saw that site. Sure, the guys are half naked, but look at the period it takes place in.