Airplane!

[PirateGrl]

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"Get me someone who won't crack under pressure."
"How about Mister Rogers?"

"The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!"

Haha I love this movie.

[Gumba Masta]

I wish I could join into the quoting spree...too bad I only got to see the german version
which means I don´t even know where most of your quotes came from. <_<

[kodiakthejuggler]

I love Airplane and Airplane II: The Sequel. I watched both those movies when I was a kid, but as you get to my age, the late 80's, you get to understand some of the dirty jokes a lot better, especially the one in Airplane II when this stewardess says to a priest "Put your head between your knees, between your OWN knees, father". 

I'm also a big fan of:

"Doctor, could you give us your impression of Ted Striker?"

"I'm sorry, I don't do impressions. My training is in psychology."

Ted - "She's starting to shake!"
Murdock - "She's starting to shake!"
*close-up of something shaking

Ted - "She's starting to shimmy!"
Murdock - "She's starting to shimmy!"
*close-up of same somethings shimmying

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

Ted - "She's starting to shake!"
Murdock - "She's starting to shake!"
*close-up of something shaking

Ted - "She's starting to shimmy!"
Murdock - "She's starting to shimmy!"
*close-up of same somethings shimmying

I certainly think you're a fan of SOMETHING that shakes!!! 

[BathTub]

Kirk Camerons Banana?

[Rufus T]

 "How soon can you land? I'm not sure. Can't you take a guess? Well not for another two hours. You can't take a guess for another two hours? No I mean we can't land for another two hours."

[homerjayla]

The last time I saw this movie was 6 years ago. I need to see it again.