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[Thom_Serveaux]

513 The Brain that Wouldn't Die
"And, with that cryptic comment, I'm going to bed." -Mike (as Dr.
    Courtner).

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Uh, better not go in there for a while..."   -Tom Servo (as Prof. Stanhope).   #416(FMoOS) et al.

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Ever get pieces of flesh caught in your teeth?  I *hate* that!"   -**.   #203(JG)

[kodiakthejuggler]

Spike - "Where's the Ruby? It's here somewhere, I can feel it in me gut!!"

Whitey - "That would be last night's Curry, Spike. I'm the same. I've got a bum like a Japanese Flag."


~ Flushed Away

[AmazingThor]

"Help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!" - Mike, Puma Man

"If disappearing elf hide-and-seek were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!" -Crow, Jack Frost

"Who's to say what's too far when your entrails are hanging out? I mean, where's the line?" -Servo, Time Chasers

[BBQ Platypus]

Marge: "Look, they're filming a movie!  Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police!"
Bart:     "I don't see any cameras."

- The Simpsons, Episode AABF23: "Beyond Blunderdome"

[Thom_Serveaux]

"C'mon, I'm huge, humor me."   -Crow (as Richard Kiel).   #420(tHD)

[Cibernético II]

"God, I hope he said peanuts." -Crow T. Robot from Touch of Satan

"He's a woozle and his name is peanut" -Mike, Joel, bots on various episodes quoting ventriloquist Jeff Dunham

"Few people know that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky. Had it been intvented anywhere else, it would have been called the 'teethbrush'." -Bobby Heenan

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

"But I didn't do it, for God and Jesus and Mr. McMahon." -The Iron Sheik on why he didn't break the back of B. Brian Blair and sodomize him

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

thats awesomly hialrious, i am totally curious if he said that intentionally or accidently. 

[Thom_Serveaux]

"I'm a stranger with parasites."   -Tom Servo (as Ralph).   #210(KD)

[Dim of the Yard]

"Well, believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway."
- Crow T. Robot, MST3K: The Movie

"Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding though the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, without a merry band
He steals from the poor and gives to the rich
Stupid bitch!"
"What did you sing?"
"We sang, 'He steals from the poor and gives to the rich.'"
"Wait a tic... blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought."
- Dennis Moore and the chorus singers, Monty Python's Flying Circus

[euphoria]

"I am NOT a Merry Man."  - Lt. Worf, ST:TNG

[AmazingThor]

"I am NOT a Merry Man."  - Lt. Worf, ST:TNG

Props!

"Hey Mike, can you hand me my calculations? Oh here it is, 'breach hull. all die' I even had it underlined!" -everyone's favorite golden spider-duck

"My cat's breath smells like cat food." - Ralph Wiggum

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

rule of acquisition #34 Peace is good for business.
rule of acquisition #35 War is good for business

[PlayMSTie]

"You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar."
"The Odd Couple"

"There's no heart so black as the black black heart of the phony leper."
"Monk"

"Call the Make-a-Wish Foundation."
"House"