Quote Something!

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Can I take your helmet? --Oh!  That's your hair."   -Crow (as Phil).   #417(CotM)

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Shut up!  <duh>  I don't want anymore of your filthy letters, your services are no longer welcome here... and...  <duh>  tell those pesky kids... to stop writing ME!! Stimpson J. Cat!!  <DUH!!>"

~ Ren Hoek,
Stimpy's Fan Club
The Ren and Stimpy Show,
Season 2

(alas, poor Yorick!... I knew him well.   )

[invasionbmovies]

MURDER FDIC!! DEATH guarenteed up to 50,000 DIES!!!-Mike "Hobgoblins" (I think)
-Jason

[Hobbit]

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.  If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.  If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle....

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Frank, let's pretend that I hurt you and move on, shall we?"   -Dr. Forrester.   #405(BfAP)

[BBQ Platypus]

"TO THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE-AH!"

- Will Forte, Kevin Spacey, and others, "Ken the Falconer"
(One of the few funny moments on SNL since Will Ferrell left)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Tripping.  Still works in the future!"   -Joel.   #417(CotM)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Good thing they made everything out of balsa wood back then."   -Tom Servo.   #410(HatMM)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Accept the pain, Frank."   -Dr. Forrester.   #320(The Unearthly)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Do I please you?  Do you find me pleasing?"   -Crow (as Prof. E.C. Buehler).   #313(EvtS)

[AmazingThor]

"That's shocking, SHOCKING! Well, not that shocking." - Phillip J. Fry, Futurama

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

HELP! i cant swim in jelly as far as i know!  - Fry

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle?"   -Crow.   #302(Gamera)

[Brak]

Quotes of Nacho Libre

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

Esqueleto: I hate orphans!
Nacho: Say it to my face!
Esqueleto: I hate them!
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!

Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

[Brak]

The Tick cartoon series

Tick: Ah ha-ha, chess. The ancient contest of wits. Two opponents: mano a mano. Braino a braino. And look: magnets for ease of travel. You could play chess on the moon.

Life With Louie cartoon

Louie Anderson: I'm tellin' ya, Dad, computers. They're the wave of the future. Jojo says so.
Dad: Thanks for the tip, Louie, I'll be sure to invest my nest egg. Hey, Honey, how much is my nest egg?
Mom: [Looking in cookie jar] Three dollars and two oatmeal delights.

Eek The Cat cartoon

Eek: It never hurts to help!