Re: Taglines and Slogans

[daltysmilth]

Movie Trailers: for people who need an excuse to yell out "Start the damn movie, already!"

Poverty:

[AmazingThor]

Poverty: If you haven't got anything else, at least you've got Poverty


Next: Gum disease

[Johnny Unusual]

Double the bleeding, double the pain!

Next: Order

[Darth Geek]

Order yours today! *

*Price not guaranteed. Void where prohibited. Not available in Mexico, Haiti or Libya.

Currently out of Stock


Next: Happiness.

[k1]

Order yours today! *

*Price not guaranteed. Void where prohibited. Not available in Mexico, Haiti or Libya.

Currently out of Stock


Next: Happiness.

Happiness: You can't spell happiness without misspelling penis!


Next:  Platypus





(Related note I posted something on Twitter the other day about Pier 1.  "Pier 1: Where all those cool knick knacks you see at yard sales comes from!")

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

the best proof nature has a sense of humor since the dodo went extinct

Next: nerds

[Scribblesense]

We're cool now!

Next: Boogers

[Johnny Unusual]

How do you stop foreign particles?

We nose!

Next: 49ers

[AmazingThor]

Joe Montana. Three decades later, that's still all we got. (sorry, niners fans  )

Next: Arena Football

[mojoplasma]

Next: Arena Football

... it still beats watching hockey...

Next: message in a bottle

[daltysmilth]

Messages in Bottles: when it absolutely, positively has to be somewhere at some point in the future.

Humidity:

[mojoplasma]

Humidity: ...you think it gives a crap what you spent on your hair cut !?!

llllllllllllllllllllladies!

[Johnny Unusual]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavalible now.

Next: Skin.

[qlopp]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavalible now.

Next: Skin.

Your choice, thick or thin, same price!

Next: Large

[D.B. Barnes]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavalible now.

Next: Skin.

Your choice, thick or thin, same price!

Next: Large

And yet surprisingly not in charge.

Next: Porn