Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....

[Doctor Who?]

Khan Noonien Singh: "You know what, I think I will put on a shirt."

No that is what Kirk would never say.

A Dalek:I don't agree with your point of view but i will fight to the death for your right to voice it.

[WeatherServo9]

No that is what Kirk would never say.

James T. Kirk: No, [nubile alien female], keep your shirt on.

[WeatherServo9]

Little Orphan Annie: Actually, being a ward of the state wasn't so bad.

Ward, June, Wally or 'Beaver' Cleaver: Now where did I leave that spliff?

Papa Smurf: One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.

[daltysmilth]

VOLDEMORT:  Oh, enough with the "He Who Must Not Be Named" crap.  Call me Voldemort.  Please, I insist.  Or if you want, you can call me Tom Riddle.  Either one, I don't mind.

[CrowTeeRobot]

CAPTAIN PICARD:  You know what I think we should do?  Break the prime directive.

JASON VOORHEES:  Pardon me, my good sir, dear lady, but I must protest your recent behaviour.  I lived an admittedly sheltered life as a youth, my dear sweet mother was not over-fond of sexual relations outside the bonds of matrimony, nor the casual use of narcotics, or under-aged alcohol consumption, and as for me, well, how one chooses to occupy his or her free time is of course none of MY business, I must confess that those same things make me uncomfortable as well.  You see, I met sweet lady death at the bottom of this very lake as a result of careless camp counselors who were so engrossed in said activities that they entirely failed to notice my difficulties staying afloat.  As a result, my lungs filled up with more water than I generally like to keep in them, which made it predictably difficult both to breath and keep my head above water, and, well, there you are.  So if you wouldn't mind, perhaps you could find some other location in which to practise your affections on one another.  Thank you.

Outstanding.

Mind if I use this fore something in the future? I promise to give you credit. 

[daltysmilth]

CAPTAIN PICARD:  You know what I think we should do?  Break the prime directive.

JASON VOORHEES:  Pardon me, my good sir, dear lady, but I must protest your recent behaviour.  I lived an admittedly sheltered life as a youth, my dear sweet mother was not over-fond of sexual relations outside the bonds of matrimony, nor the casual use of narcotics, or under-aged alcohol consumption, and as for me, well, how one chooses to occupy his or her free time is of course none of MY business, I must confess that those same things make me uncomfortable as well.  You see, I met sweet lady death at the bottom of this very lake as a result of careless camp counselors who were so engrossed in said activities that they entirely failed to notice my difficulties staying afloat.  As a result, my lungs filled up with more water than I generally like to keep in them, which made it predictably difficult both to breath and keep my head above water, and, well, there you are.  So if you wouldn't mind, perhaps you could find some other location in which to practise your affections on one another.  Thank you.

Outstanding.

Mind if I use this fore something in the future? I promise to give you credit. 

Sure.

[Rainbow Dash]

[daltysmilth]

I don't know if Dumbledore would never say that, but I doubt he'd attach his name to a picture of Gandalf.

[Invader_quirk]

"Questionably."

-John Preston

[AmazingThor]

"Ouch!" -  Dalton

"This is all just my opinion, though. It's best to hear all sides of an issue before jumping to conclusions." - Glenn Beck

[daltysmilth]

MATT FOLEY:  I live in a NICE SPLIT-LEVEL OUT IN THE SUBURBS!

[Johnny Unusual]

I don't know if Dumbledore would never say that, but I doubt he'd attach his name to a picture of Gandalf.

Actually, this is part of a meme that was started by this gaff



And evolved into this

[Darth Geek]

I like to think that Steve Martin thought this was hilarious.



"Fuck the needs of the many, I'm not going in there!" - Spock

[AmazingThor]

Over the Top arm wrestling announcer: "Screw it! We're now TRIPLE elimination! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Darth Geek]

"Vessels." - Chekov