Dumbest Idea for a Movie in MST3K-Rifftrax Universe?

[Bob]

I'm home sick today and thought that a MST3K would make me feel better.   I am about to watch "Side Hackers" and it got me thinking, was there EVER a dumber concept upon which to base a movie?   Yes, the wonderful new exciting sport of Side Hacking.   Hey, let us make a movie around this wonderul new exciting and GROWING sport?   Hmmmm, why does ESPN not carry Side Hacking highlights on Sports Center?

Maybe "Cocktail"...... gee, let us make a movie about the exciting world of TGIF bartenders

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

you want a dumber plot, monster ago go

[Pak-Man]

Naw. Monster A-Go-Go had a good plot, they just forgot about it. :^)

How about a movie about the fast-paced world of bank-fraud? :^)

[Bob]

Come to think of it, that Francis Coleman classic "The Sky Divers" was pretty weak too.

"The exciting world of people from a crappy, ugly town and the sky diving instructors who loved them."

[Shinigami]

How about Starfighters, the exciting story of planes refueling.

[Edward J Grug III]

I want to see a Wes Anderson=esq movie where on of the characters is an internet fraud-er.

[starfighter]

How about Starfighters, the exciting story of planes refueling.

      What, the timeless story of the flight jockeys who defend our country and the girl from Iowa who dares to love them, even in their poopie suits?   The fantasy element of the congressman's son who joins the service, since there aren't many of those in reality.   The inspiring score by the pseudo-Swingle Singers urging the audience to become a Top Gun, in best Kenny Loggins style.   The film that defines corn de-tasseling?

[6079SmithW]

Samson vs. the Vampire Women, the film that dares ask "Hey, what if a Mexican wrestler dude fought some vampires... and the vampires were women?"

Radar Secret Service

RADAR!!!!!!

[Nunyerbiz]

I would say 'Santa Claus' is right up there... When you decide to make a movie concerning a subject that you clearly know very little about... really, really dumb things happen.

As far as Sidehackers, it would be a stretch to say the movie was built around sidehacking. I can only imagine they used it to make the trailer look good or one of the movie's financial backers was involved in the sport or something. The sidehacking disappeared pretty quickly and it became a relatively straightforward revenge story.

[eegah]

How about Starfighters, the exciting story of planes refueling.

Seconded

[Bob]

Radar Secret Service

RADAR!!!!!!

Wait a minute, are saying that RADAR can project images on a monitor like survaliance cameras and cannot be used to find out if a hood has a gun in his coat?    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I bring you, directly quoted from the description page:

"Among the finest Britney Spears movies ever made, Crossroads tells the story of a high school graduate who drives to L.A. Not very exciting on paper"

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

I don't know, how about xxx? I'm only saying its dumb because the idea has already been through roughly about 894 different conceptions before in much older, better movies. Dumb guy gets recruited by secret agency, Dumb guy gets partered with a guy older and much more crankier than him, dumb guy inexplicably attracts all the women on the planet including those married faithfully to their husbands, and.... he does motorcycle stunts that should kill him but don't because he's on wires!

[Laziest Man on Mars]

Blood Waters Of Dr Z - Maybe not the dumbest, but certainly the strangest.

[Cibernético II]

Samson vs. the Vampire Women, the film that dares ask "Hey, what if a Mexican wrestler dude fought some vampires... and the vampires were women?"

disagree. El Santo has defended the people of Mexico against bikers, wax figures brought to life, men dressed as gorillas, evil karate practitioners, pirates, and Frankenstein's daughter.

El Enmascarado de Plata would be the first man I'd call when those bloodsucking harlots start to get all up in people's business