Dumbest Idea for a Movie in MST3K-Rifftrax Universe?

[Bob]

Samson vs. the Vampire Women, the film that dares ask "Hey, what if a Mexican wrestler dude fought some vampires... and the vampires were women?"

disagree. El Santo has defended the people of Mexico against bikers, wax figures brought to life, men dressed as gorillas, evil karate practitioners, pirates, and Frankenstein's daughter.

El Enmascarado de Plata would be the first man I'd call when those bloodsucking harlots start to get all up in people's business

Even Vampire Super Heros need the help of Mexican Wrestlers.  Man, I miss that show.