Favorite Rifftrax Lines from THE SECRET LIBRARY THAT IS SECRET!

[JWhite]

Putting this thread as a placeholder, will edit once I hear the glory of this.

As a Rifftrax fan, a A:TLA show fan, a M. Night Shyamalan hater and a Racebender...this is going to be epic! 

[JimJ]

Not even 20 minutes in an already some good ones:
"Insta-douchebag"
"The Last Rock Arouser"
When Asif Mandvi (sp?) appears "The Daily Show's senior taking a role for the paycheck correspondent."
And already two The Room references that were hilarious. I should be tired of them by now but I'm so not.

[Scribblesense]

"I am confined to this picnic blanket for the rest of my life."

"Run! M. Night's making his cameo back there!"

"The Earthbenders were helpless until a guy with a regular boomerang showed up."

"Look, a frozen Jawa!"

"The Steampunk Titanic had NO problems with icebergs!"

"Follow me, Council of Elders!"

"I'm more of a backseat hunter."

"A light mist, the bane of bloodthirsty warriors everywhere!"

"My kids took it much better when their goldfish died. Threw it at a neighbor girl, actually."

"I took off my robe and went to the market for some reason."

"As tradition, the Avatar is escorted by the hottest girl in the village."

"I've seen worse flame wars on YouTube."

"You're making all the toilets in the city back up!"

Movie: "The way to win a war is through the heart."
Riff: "Yeah, put it on a bumper sticker granny."

"Back... to you... Jon..."

Movie: "You think my son is the one my soldiers are calling the Blue Spirit?"
Riff: "Is that what they're calling it? I've heard most of them refer to him as the Masked Homo."

"I'm... Harpo..." 

[JWhite]

"How come some of us are white, but most of us look like for-real Eskimos?"
"Don't ask so many questions!"

[edgey_berzerker]

"This has more flamers and benders then a Lady Gaga look a like contest"

[Moca Java]

"I'm... Harpo..." 

That was my favorite line right there. However I was disappointed that there were not more Harpo references.

[Compound]

"I'm... Harpo..." 

That was my favorite line right there. However I was disappointed that there were not more Harpo references.

One was plenty. They had waaay too many callbacks as it was.

[jdubyuh214]

1.
Mike: (as soldier) Sir, I just checked. The whole Daily Show crew is making fun of you, even John Oliver.
Kevin: (as Mandvi) Wha- Oliver?! But he was in the freakin' Love Guru!
Mike: Love Guru has more than double our tomato meter ranking, sir.
Kevin: DAMMIT!

2. The several mentions that the Fire Nations specialty was a French Dip.

3. Come on everybody, cheer for Derek! OoooOOOOOOooooooohhhhh......

4.
Mike: (as Katara) Just F.Y.I., that big flying panda thing of yours... he drowned.
Bill: (as Aang sobbing)
Mike: And your flying monkey cat.
Bill: Yes?
Mike: He lived.
Bill: (sobs harder) Oh dammit! Dammit!

[Scribblesense]

"I'm... Harpo..." 

That was my favorite line right there. However I was disappointed that there were not more Harpo references.

One was plenty. They had waaay too many callbacks as it was.

Indeed. How many references to The Room did they manage to sneak in?

And, I'm sad to say, I'm tired of Bonesaw. I think he's ready for retirement.

[Danecho1967]

"I'm... Harpo..." 

That was my favorite line right there. However I was disappointed that there were not more Harpo references.

One was plenty. They had waaay too many callbacks as it was.

Indeed. How many references to The Room did they manage to sneak in?

And, I'm sad to say, I'm tired of Bonesaw. I think he's ready for retirement.

Don't you mean he's reeeeadddddddyyyyyy for retirement?  Sorry, I still love the Bonesaw references.

[Darth Geek]

The airline safety instructions while doing tai chi had me rolling!

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

*bleep* you, grandma

[TTYT]

-"The Prisoner's trying to escape again."

-"What is this, Jim Henson's Lobotomy Babies?"

-"No time for pretty girls, obsessed with 12-year old boy! ...Wait, that came out wrong."

-"Yeah, great! Now make yourself useful and water my lawn, Sinnead!"

-"Yes, it's becoming clear to me now! This is all bullshit!"

-"WHO WANTS POPCORN?"

-"I don't believe that you believe in your beliefs!"

-"Her hair underwent a vigorous de-Edgar Winterizing!"

-"I got better."

-"Well, that's all I've got."

Also the whole "Avatar" pronunciation thing had me rolling every time they brought it up (though I can't believe they didn't slip a Sam Worthington joke in on that topic), and their reaction to the reveal that Iroh was getting a foot massage was hilarious. I still can't believe I missed how much the actor playing Iroh sounded like Tommy Wiseau. I guess I didn't notice it while in the theater because I was retching at everything else that was going on.

[Darth Geek]

-"Yes, it's becoming clear to me now! This is all bullshit!"

That was one of my favorites too.

[JWhite]

The airline safety instructions while doing tai chi had me rolling!

Yes, that came out of no where but fit perfectly with the stupidity that was going on.