What have we learned from the Shiny Ass-assin?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Let's hear 'em.

[Goshzilla]

That anyone named Goodchild is good. Anyone named Oran is bad.

Also, if one has suffered amnesia there is always an old bloke in a blimp to explain it for you.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned that no matter how much I might want to, to never have sex with Charlize Theron. I WILL Die.

[macleod]

I learned that drink mail is the wave of the future

[Wiseblood]

I learned that no matter how much I might want to, to never have sex with Charlize Theron. I WILL Die.

I think it might be worth it...

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I learned that Pete Postlethwaite is the most hideous man alive 

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I also learned that futuristic jails have no toilets.

[macleod]

I learned that apparently the "evil forest" is scarier than the murderous plants that are in the city anyhow....

...hopefully there were no ROUS's out there in the forest

[Bob]

I learned this movie should have had more "Cider House Rules" sex scenes

[Quicksilver]

I leaned that I miss my hair gel

ball bearings can be obedient and explosive

Charlize Theron is indeed hot, but picks at her back like a leper......to use her walkie talkie.

Blimps can hold tons of DNA. 

and that enjoying the Matrix has and will cause cinematic damage for years to come


btw, I'm new here......hello all, been lurking here creepily for some time. 

[Pak-Man]

Why do I have a feeling this board is going to be significantly more hormonally charged than the other movie boards? :^)

Welcome aboard, Quicksilver!

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned that cloning sheep and cows will lead is into oblivion. OBLIVION says I!

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

We learned that Aeon Flux loves balls...

Lots and lots of balls.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

We learned that Aeon Flux loves balls...

Lots and lots of balls.

Is there some unrated special edition i should know about?

[macleod]

We learned that feet are totally optional accessories...

...unless of course you like shoes