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Megashark vs Urkel

Started by Toby Danger, September 25, 2010, 01:46:31 AM

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Toby Danger

Those wacky fraudsters at the Asylum have almost finished the sequel to the 'beloved' Megashark vs Giant Octopus, Megashark vs Crocosaurus. And the main star is none other than Urkel himself, Jaleel White.

Asylum are calling this film their Christmas present to the world. Gee thanks guys, you shouldn't have.

MSTJedi

Hey, at least he's finally doing something other than voicing a certain spikey blue cartoon rodent.


Darth Geek

Quote from: MSTJedi on September 25, 2010, 05:43:27 AM
Hey, at least he's finally doing something other than voicing a certain spikey blue cartoon rodent.
Or a chicken axe.


I just hope at some point in the movie he does play it as an Urkel type nerd. Actually, he should team up with Patrick McKenna (Harold from The Red Green Show).


spaceforarent

Quote from: Darth Geek on September 25, 2010, 08:51:00 AM
Quote from: MSTJedi on September 25, 2010, 05:43:27 AM
Hey, at least he's finally doing something other than voicing a certain spikey blue cartoon rodent.
I just hope at some point in the movie he does play it as an Urkel type nerd.
I'm almost willing to be that they have him say "Did I do that" at some point in the movie.

stansimpson

Quote from: spaceforarent on September 25, 2010, 10:37:27 AM
Quote from: Darth Geek on September 25, 2010, 08:51:00 AM
Quote from: MSTJedi on September 25, 2010, 05:43:27 AM
Hey, at least he's finally doing something other than voicing a certain spikey blue cartoon rodent.
I just hope at some point in the movie he does play it as an Urkel type nerd.
I'm almost willing to be that they have him say "Did I do that" at some point in the movie.
I'm sure he'll say that every time someone reminds him he was in an Asylum movie.

Bob

From the production stills, the guy looks like he grew up to be a normal looking adult male, and not some freak, so good for him.

Chaos

I thought I heard that their next project was going to be Megashark vs. Giganotosaurus... did they change that to Crocosaurus, or is it going to be a different movie? My daughter's a dinosaur nut, and she practically went crazy with glee when she heard they were going to make a movie with Giganotosaurus in the title. ;)

I just got ahold of a copy of Mega Piranha, and I'm looking forward to seeing how the predecessor stacks up against MS vs GO in the terri-bad department. I can't think of anything off the top of my head they could ever do to top the shark taking down the airplane at cruising altitude... :)
"First there was Chaos, the vast immeasurable abyss, Outrageous as a sea, dark, wasteful, wild." -Milton

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Bob on September 25, 2010, 12:17:57 PM
From the production stills, the guy looks like he grew up to be a normal looking adult male, and not some freak, so good for him.

Well, expect for that time he punched his baby mama...

But then, I guess that that's normal for Hollywood these days.

Bob

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 29, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Bob on September 25, 2010, 12:17:57 PM
From the production stills, the guy looks like he grew up to be a normal looking adult male, and not some freak, so good for him.

Well, expect for that time he punched his baby mama...

But then, I guess that that's normal for Hollywood these days.

So tempting to think he could say, "did I do that?" at the police station.......

Did anything come out of that, or was this another "he said, she said" kind of things?

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Bob on September 29, 2010, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 29, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Bob on September 25, 2010, 12:17:57 PM
From the production stills, the guy looks like he grew up to be a normal looking adult male, and not some freak, so good for him.

Well, expect for that time he punched his baby mama...

But then, I guess that that's normal for Hollywood these days.

So tempting to think he could say, "did I do that?" at the police station.......

Did anything come out of that, or was this another "he said, she said" kind of things?

All I found was the initial report of it.  Maybe they're still working that out.  Or White lucked out that it happened during the Mel Gibson thing so no one in the press cares.

Doctor Who?

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 29, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Bob on September 25, 2010, 12:17:57 PM
From the production stills, the guy looks like he grew up to be a normal looking adult male, and not some freak, so good for him.

Well, expect for that time he punched his baby mama...

But then, I guess that that's normal for Hollywood these days.

What a scumbag.

I do not understand how anyone could do that.  It's not like breaking up or getting a divorce is hard in this day and age.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Doctor Who? on September 29, 2010, 11:17:30 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 29, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: Bob on September 25, 2010, 12:17:57 PM
From the production stills, the guy looks like he grew up to be a normal looking adult male, and not some freak, so good for him.

Well, expect for that time he punched his baby mama...

But then, I guess that that's normal for Hollywood these days.

What a scumbag.

I do not understand how anyone could do that.  It's not like breaking up or getting a divorce is hard in this day and age.

A lot of men get territorial....and even when there is a break up or divorce they won't let go and think they're still in control of the woman.  Which is why we have "restraining orders"....