Well hello all!

[torgosPizza]

Aloha!

Nice choice for an avatar. "My cat's breath smells like cat food!"

[Moose]

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar."

And, of course, "Which one is oral?"

[Thom_Serveaux]

"I think I bent my Wookie..."

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

The dr said i wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there.

[Pak-Man]

It tastes like burning!

[PirateGrl]

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

I found that one....
HAHAHA! I love Ralph.

[Brak]

"Ms Hoover! Ms Hoover! I stuck my finger up my nose and some brains fell out!"

[Rufus T]

 This might be an obscure one but let's see if anyone remembers it. Bart Simpson:"And if you pause it right here you can actually see his heart snapping in half." Like I said it might be a little obscure.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

not obscure at all.  Its the episode where lisa dates ralph, bart is slow-moing the results of the krusty special where on live tv lisa goes off on how she will never go out with ralph and that the valentine was a pity-tine. 

hows this for obscure: Now you know what you got to do boy-o.  BURN THE HOUSE DOWN BURN  THEM ALL!!  smash cut close up of ralph.

[Rufus T]

not obscure at all.  Its the episode where lisa dates ralph, bart is slow-moing the results of the krusty special where on live tv lisa goes off on how she will never go out with ralph and that the valentine was a pity-tine. 

hows this for obscure: Now you know what you got to do boy-o.  BURN THE HOUSE DOWN BURN  THEM ALL!!  smash cut close up of ralph.

Very good sarcasm_made_easy. For that I shall buy you a second beer when you get to Orlando. And you're right. That quote you listed is very obscure. I have no idea. I'm a lousy Simpsons fan.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i think its the ninth season if my memory of the dvds is correct.  and its a ralph heavy episode

it might be easier for you to take a trip to san antonio than me to orlando   seriously i know some badass jazz bars

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[Moose]

Now you know what you got to do boy-o.  BURN THE HOUSE DOWN BURN  THEM ALL!!  smash cut close up of ralph.

I've no idea what season it was, but it's the leprechaun that lives in his sandbox.

Bart: Where's the key, Ralph?
Ralph: [pointing at a rat] The pointy kitty has it.

We haven't even begun to approach obscure in my book.

[Minnesota]

"smells like college"

[Brak]

Kip Dynamite: "Your mom goes to college!"

[PirateGrl]

Kip Dynamite: "Your mom goes to college!"