obligatory introduction

[Moose]

I go with m'z'mples

[BathTub]

24.222 and climbing...

That'll start to decrease eventually.  Just as soon as I overtake Sarcasm... In point of fact, I hadn't posted most of the day today, and so as of this post it's only 23.739...

Wow, I am sure we all suspected, but to just come straight out and admit it. 

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hey, it's not like I won't be providing useful, thoughtful, content here and there, say 90% of the time...

[BEERxTaco]

I'm impressed he caught the not-so-subtle reference, lol   

[Thom_Serveaux]

Meh, is there any other kind around here?

[BEERxTaco]

23.787

Now you're turning into a slacker lol 

[Thom_Serveaux]

Well I guess I'll just have to do something about that, won't I?

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[BEERxTaco]

Well I guess I'll just have to do something about that, won't I?

True to your word!

(24.727 per day)

[Thom_Serveaux]

Well I guess I'll just have to do something about that, won't I?

True to your word!

(24.727 per day)

Hey, I threw you a party, didn't I?