a goblet full of your favourite lines

[PlayMSTie]

Blackadder reference for the win! 

[Darth Geek]

Blackadder reference for the win! 

Yeah.  That and the "I have a cunning plan." In the first one. Good to see they're fans of the show.

[PlayMSTie]

Yep! Weird thing was, I was sleepy and not exactly firing on all cylinders when I watched that part, and I was actually thinking, "Baldrick . . . Baldrick . . . who's Baldrick?" and then about three minutes later I went "Oh, BALDRICK!" and had a laughing fit. Talk about your delayed reactions!

[Darth Geek]

Yep! Weird thing was, I was sleepy and not exactly firing on all cylinders when I watched that part, and I was actually thinking, "Baldrick . . . Baldrick . . . who's Baldrick?" and then about three minutes later I went "Oh, BALDRICK!" and had a laughing fit. Talk about your delayed reactions!

How could you forget Baldrick? His thingy is shaped like a turnip.

[PlayMSTie]

I am a bad fan. I must watch all five series again as punishment. 

[Darth Geek]

I am a bad fan. I must watch all five series again as punishment. 

Yeah...punishment.

[anais.jude]

Baby Amanda Seyfried!

[lassieface]

"Looks like curry's on the menu."

Loved that one!

Dumbledore: "I feel you deserve to know how Cedric Diggory died."

"He was zapped by a fat, bucktoothed man carrying an evil baby."

[Dale Zawada]

Evil Moody points to his head(he's so smart, you see) with his middle finger.

awkward beat.

Mike: "and yes, I just flipped you off."

It's funny cuz I was thinking "he just flipped him off" and that confirmed it in hilarious fashion.

[LunaIndigo]

"If you're wondering what crawled up my butt its a creature unseen since the paleolithic!"

LOVED the Are You Afraid of The Dark reference.

"Why aren't you in Hell!?"

[MaGurk]

When the Irish Quidditch team makes the Leprechaun in the sky

"Last seen in a treen in Mobile." 

God, I nearly passed out from laughing...

[Mike Pipper]

I loved the;

"I will now fight the Big Lady to the death!" line

and when moody is on the dock for the 2nd challenge checking his watch,

"Blast, Diggery's turned my whistle into a watch again!"

[Lovye]

Ahhhhhh, the cannonball killed 4 students.
--What House were they in?
Ravenclaw
--Eh, throw a tarp over them.

Someone really should put them in a movie sometime.

A safety measure failing at Hogwarts?  Will wonders never cease?

The world's greatest wizard saved is by his broom working only at the last possible moment.  I'm putting five grand on Voldemort.

You're not the boss of us, Bryce Dallas Twins.

The cafeteria served nothing but dragon loaf for the following year.

How unsavory!  Media publishing the sex life of famous teenagers, glad that doesn't happen in the real world.

I think I requested the ~BIG~ grammaphone.

Mmmm, for the record, you should let your body breathe all the time.

That's when she finished birthing me.

Stop talking and sign that waver allowing physical abuse by teachers!

She's from the Highlands of China.

A white nerd rejected by a cute Asian girl?  I...I'm sure NOone in the audience can sympathize with this.
--Cruel to have it happen in a wizard's tower, normally a nerd's safe-haven.

Let us know if you want to play "The Shining" later.

Or a butler from "Dark Shaddows"

Pattenson?!!  The guy hasn't even showed his wang in legit theater yet!

Uh, oh no.  Diminishum...uh embarrising...bulgium.

mysoulisabottomlesschasmachingforyourflame.
--WHAT?!  Stop saying stuff like that!

Ah relax.  I was apparently doing some stuff that will never make it into the movie.

Agh.  We get it, he's lonely.  We don't need how to see he deals with it.

Meanwhile, on the back of a Megadeath album...

You're pretty when you sleep.

How's my sarcasm coming along?

So you're saying he caught the golden snitch?

Almost?  It seems pretty clear the teachers want him dead.

Am I more convincing standing on this side?

But, hey, don't let my complete lack of confidence in you get in your head or anything, okay?

Ahhhhhh.  A good Gatorade bath always clears the head.

Wait.  There's a 30 person hot tub in this school and it's not full all the time?  Man, these teens are screwed up.

Handsome?  In England?

Good.  Now put your magic toaster in there, too.

Why aren't you in Hell?

GAH!  THAT'S NOT THE FAUCET!

Claire Danes & Claire Danes.  Oh.  Those guys.

Longbottom's transformation into Oscar Wilde is right on schedule.

Lousy Diggory, turned my whistle into a watch.

CAN WE WATCH THE MOVIE?!

Uh, yeah, you killed a mermaid and the bullet lodged in Ron's thigh.  Well done.

Ah, probably should have done that before the evil sea creatures proceeded to eat your liver.

Ron, relying on a technicality, would go on to brag about his first French kiss.

I need some volunteers to be thrown into a stunt grinder.

Our rules are arbitrary & ever changing.

[Lovye]

I was quite naked.

Oooooh, burn.

Can we take your car?  Got a bunch of wizard crap in mine.

Why, it's Dumbledore's enchanted sitz bath!

Meanwhilte, the licorice snaps have murdered 11 people and fully consumed their internal organs.

When will he learn that everything, EVERYTHING, in Hogwarts will try to kill you and send you to Hell?

Trust me, I'm hideous!

So, no?

At Hogwarts?!! Really?  Since when?!

Doh!  I gotta stop assuming noone is in ear-shot when I shout out secrets!

May.  I.  Offer. You.  Some. Pie.

Well, let's. Get. That. Pie.

These are Chuck Norris' tears.

"Lie to me."  There are no periods after each word, sir.

It's worse than Hell, well, let's get to it!

Cup touching rules!

Stay thin, gay, & sparkly.

Oh, I just can't quit you Filch.

Ol' One Eye's behind you.  Wait...that came out wrong.

It's called five gallons of gasoline and a match...io.

It's the trees.  The trees are making people kill themselves, man.

I don't know, just keep wanding stuff.

So Harry does the heroic thing by reluctantly not doing the cowardly thing.  Hooray.

Hey get a Chamber of Secrects, you two.

And so, Harry and Neo returned to the Nebuchadnezzar just in time to activate the EMP and destroy the sentinals.  Have I got that right?
--Vacation Mike, just click on Orbitz and click until you're ON VACATION.

My guess, a Catholic school playground.

Good thing we were introduced to those earlier in the movie.

I even said before that I've been here before, before!

Burp me, dammit!

No, no, waah!  Evil waaah!

Who worried the cat, that killed the rat, that ate the moth, that lay in the house that EVIL!!!

Odd episode of "L.A. Ink."

Gooood English Character Actor.

Evil huh?

Don't interrupt while I'm Pacinoing!

*western movie music*

Oh great, now he's sprung an evil leak.

Quit nagging me, mom!

We were the most tepid of rivals!

I don't understand, children are never in danger at Hogwarts!

I better do it in the weirdest, most suspicious way I can.

Closecallitus Lastminutatus!

*the incatations of Tennant's morphing*
And you end up with this unscary weiner.

Femmy.

They yelled at me and told me to leave.

So long failures, way to lose every competition.
--I'm sure you'll surrender to the Dark Lord in no time.

Oh, it's fun to pretend that countles more deaths aren't about to happen.

Let's get the hell out of here ladies and get back to one of the countless schools Voldemort isn't obsessed with destroying.

That's right, Bill wishes you all dead.
--AHAHA!  Only in a fun way.

Rifftrax.death

[CJones]

I already did my favorites, but here's some followups:
Karkaroff to Snape: "My hair could eat your hair."

For some reason I found that hilarious. The more times I watch this one, the better I like it (unlike New Moon I'm sorry to say)

Also, everything involving Madame Maxime I loved:
"Look out, she's dislocating her jaw to swallow you whole!"

"I swear, it's as if Angelica Houston swallowed Minute Bol"

"I will now fight the big lady to the death."

"She just now noticed that!?"