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Started by goflyblind, May 14, 2010, 02:14:05 PM

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jas722

Most of my favorites have been said but I thought this one was great too.

Dumbledore addressing the entire school: "First on the Agenda Upper decking the toilets will now be added to the Unforgivable Curses."

NRRork

Quote from: jas722 on May 15, 2010, 10:31:20 AM
Most of my favorites have been said but I thought this one was great too.

Dumbledore addressing the entire school: "First on the Agenda Upper decking the toilets will now be added to the Unforgivable Curses."

That was one of those things that I'd never heard of until RIfftrax, but I knew right away what it had to mean. >.<
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

Darth Geek

Quote from: NRRork on May 15, 2010, 11:32:51 AM
Quote from: jas722 on May 15, 2010, 10:31:20 AM
Most of my favorites have been said but I thought this one was great too.

Dumbledore addressing the entire school: "First on the Agenda Upper decking the toilets will now be added to the Unforgivable Curses."

That was one of those things that I'd never heard of until RIfftrax, but I knew right away what it had to mean. >.<
*sigh* Yet another tragic google search. :gouge:

The arbitrary rules joke was great. But that scene always reminded me of the bullshit detector joke at the end of the Riff Raff Theater version of the first Harry Potter.


Indomitus

ah, bagpipe music.  just when your sphincter was starting to un-pucker.

Wiseblood

(When Cedric and Cho were dancing)

Mike: My soul is a bottomless chasm aching for your flame.
Kevin: What?! Stop saying stuff like that!

Lovye

Quote from: Wiseblood on May 15, 2010, 01:18:34 PM
(When Cedric and Cho were dancing)
Mike: My soul is a bottomless chasm aching for your flame.
Kevin: What?! Stop saying stuff like that!

YES!!!!  The mumbling!!!!  The GLORIOUS mumbling!!!!

Also, another one that made me lol was from Mike, about he has that spell, too, it's the five gallon can of gasoline and match-io spell.

MontyServo

The one near the very end about "someone feeling like an idiot" was my favorite.

Darth Geek

I loved the running gag about Mike finding Professor Mcgonagall sexy. And the reactions of the others made it even funnier.


NRRork

Quote from: Darth Geek on May 15, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
I loved the running gag about Mike finding Professor Mcgonagall sexy. And the reactions of the others made it even funnier.

In his defense, she looks like someone who may have been pretty when she was young. I picture her as a teenager being like Head Girl and maybe Quidditch Captain (it wouldn't surprise me if she were on her house team) .I've thought about doing a fanart of her from when she was a student, mostly because she and Tom Riddle would've only been a year apart. Maybe with the two of them crossing paths in the hallway, and she gives him the finger or something.

She strikes me as the type who would've seen right through him even then and known he wasn't the golden child everyone seemed to think he was. She probably wouldn't have known HOW dark he was, but she probably would've thought he was a dick. If for no other reason than because Griffyndors and Slytherins just plain don't get along.

Sorry, I'm a really big Harry Potter fan. I can talk about it for hours if I'm not stopped. ^_^
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

djshire

Quote from: Darth Geek on May 15, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
I loved the running gag about Mike finding Professor Mcgonagall sexy. And the reactions of the others made it even funnier.
There was a time.......

Lemming Howard

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Quote from: djshire on May 15, 2010, 05:25:34 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on May 15, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
I loved the running gag about Mike finding Professor Mcgonagall sexy. And the reactions of the others made it even funnier.
There was a time.......


:clap:

And I'm worse than Hitler.

Darth Geek

Yeah, she was a God (Thetis) in the original Clash of the Titans, and she looked pretty good then.

And this is her primary photo on IMDB:


mearnest

I'd say she's aged pretty well, considering she's about 75 now.  But she was pretty smokin' back in the day.
'No one does it to you like Roman Polanski' - The Tenant

Darth Geek

Quote from: mearnest on May 15, 2010, 06:00:31 PM
I'd say she's aged pretty well, considering she's about 75 now.  But she was pretty smokin' back in the day.
Yeah. I also really like how dignified she is. She is very elegant and I can totally see why she would be the head of the department (and I love it when she butts heads with Snape). Really, the casting of this whole series has been excellent in regards to the classic british actors for the adults. Often my biggest gripe in the later movies is when they get so little to do.


mearnest

Quote from: Darth Geek on May 15, 2010, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: mearnest on May 15, 2010, 06:00:31 PM
I'd say she's aged pretty well, considering she's about 75 now.  But she was pretty smokin' back in the day.
Yeah. I also really like how dignified she is. She is very elegant and I can totally see why she would be the head of the department (and I love it when she butts heads with Snape). Really, the casting of this whole series has been excellent in regards to the classic british actors for the adults. Often my biggest gripe in the later movies is when they get so little to do.
Agreed.  The amount of awesome British actors is one of the best things about this series.  Alan Rickman is one of the main reasons that I'm interested in it at all.  It doesn't hurt that he's playing the most interesting and in depth character in the series.
'No one does it to you like Roman Polanski' - The Tenant