Marmaduke. Marmaduke.

[FBX]

holy crap that movie looks terrible. DANCING DOGS in California? I feel so embarrassed for the people who were suckered into being a part of that film.

[mrbasehart]

holy crap that movie looks terrible. DANCING DOGS in California? I feel so embarrassed for the people who were suckered into being a part of that film.

"Suckered" as in paid millions of dollars?

Shit, give me a few thousand and I'll be in the new Marmaduke movie.  Pay me enough and I'll play Marmaduke.

[Cosmic Muse]

"The Other Guys"...... okay, I dont really care for Will Ferrell, but that trailer is HILARIOUS

"The movie industry's completely irresponsible for the way they portray explosions!"

And yes, I saw the fire hydrant at my local theater as well.  All I could think of at the time WAS taking a whiz on it, just to spite.  Oh, and I didn't, by the way, and anyone who says otherwise is a FILTHY LIAR!

All I know is, we're going to be in trouble when they finally make the obvious Lil' Abner/For Better or Worse crossover movie.

My vote is going to a Family Circle movie being made next.

[Pak-Man]

OK. I just saw a commercial last night. Marmaduke isn't even supposed to be able to talk! He doesn't even do the thought-speech thing like Garfield does. If Marmaduke had any fans they'd be outraged. :^)

[Courtney]

CGI animals dancing. Much like The Human Centipede, there's a new phobia I had no idea gave me crippling fear.

[Darth Geek]

If Marmaduke had any fans they'd be outraged. :^)

[Thrifty]

And I just fucking KNOW it's going to be me that has to watch it.

*sigh*

At least I get paid for it!

Why?  Are you a professional film critic?

[CrowTeeRobot]

Okay, Get Him to the Greek's trailer gets points for sampling The Hives.

[BBQ Platypus]

And I just fucking KNOW it's going to be me that has to watch it.

*sigh*

At least I get paid for it!

Why?  Are you a professional film critic?

No, he's a projectionist.

[Tyrant]

Ouch. Not only will he have to watch it, he'll have to watch it multiple times. 

[RoninFox]

Next we'll see a Far Side movie. It won't have any main characters or cohesive plot, just 90 minutes of random gags about chickens and cows and being stuck on random deserted islands.

[Doctor Who?]

Ouch. Not only will he have to watch it, he'll have to watch it multiple times. 

I recommend suicide.

[BBQ Platypus]

The first time I saw that trailer, it made me laugh hysterically.  Not because the movie looked funny, mind you (it looks soul-suckingly awful).  You know that kind of laughter where, when you hear it, you know someone has finally snapped?  Yeah, that's how I was laughing by the end.

[Doctor Who?]

The first time I saw that trailer, it made me laugh hysterically.  Not because the movie looked funny, mind you (it looks soul-suckingly awful).  You know that kind of laughter where, when you hear it, you know someone has finally snapped?  Yeah, that's how I was laughing by the end.

Because of you avatar i picture you laughing like that 24/7.

[Courtney]

And I just fucking KNOW it's going to be me that has to watch it.

*sigh*

At least I get paid for it!

Why?  Are you a professional film critic?

No, he's a projectionist.

That's why he's constantly taking his emotions out on us.