Alice the only thing close to a likable character?

[ShadowDog]

LMFAO  Two in a row, DG.

[Darth Geek]

LMFAO  Two in a row, DG.

You're welcome.

[Ayriana22]

Maybe, since edward is the fastest, instead of flying he just ran over water... you know, the way mating loons or those weird lizards do... or... jesus... 

[ShadowDog]

They have red eyes!  They're evil!  AHHHHHHH!

[Ayriana22]

Nope just vampire... birds... too bad they don't sparkle too...

[Cosmic Muse]

....mating loons....

I think you've hit the nail on the head there concerning Edward and Bella!!

[LucasM]

Nope just vampire... birds... too bad they don't sparkle too...

I don't know about that... look at the tops of their chests... that looks like 'sparkle' to me.

....mating loons....

I think you've hit the nail on the head there concerning Edward and Bella!!

         

[Ayriana22]

Nope just vampire... birds... too bad they don't sparkle too...

I don't know about that... look at the tops of their chests... that looks like 'sparkle' to me.

....mating loons....

I think you've hit the nail on the head there concerning Edward and Bella!!

         

:bow: and i didn't even mean it hehe.


You know... maybe this is what happens to all those animals those vampire "vegetarians" eat... sparkly emo vampimals.... yikes.

[Darth Geek]

Nope just vampire... birds... too bad they don't sparkle too...

I don't know about that... look at the tops of their chests... that looks like 'sparkle' to me.

....mating loons....

I think you've hit the nail on the head there concerning Edward and Bella!!

         

:bow: and i didn't even mean it hehe.


You know... maybe this is what happens to all those animals those vampire "vegetarians" eat... sparkly emo vampimals.... yikes.

Now THERE'S a band name!

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Maybe, since edward is the fastest, instead of flying he just ran over water... you know, the way mating loons or those weird lizards do... or... jesus... 

Man, check out out the boobs on those Loons!

AOOOOGAH

[Darth Geek]

Maybe, since edward is the fastest, instead of flying he just ran over water... you know, the way mating loons or those weird lizards do... or... jesus... 

Man, check out out the boobs on those Loons!

AOOOOGAH

Never seen birds stand four abreast.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I think Edward was only with the Volturi while Bella and Alice were in the car, so he apparently didn't beat them by much.

Still you'd think that the Volturi - Lawgivers of all Vampires across the globe - would have a few things to deal with on a regular basis so that Edward might have had to request an appointment to see them...and have to wait?  But instead he can just walk in and be seen the moment he gets there.

Yeah...makes sense.   

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Was it explained why Alice doesn't seem to sparkle?  the whole point was that Bella had to stop Edward from gettin' sparkly in front of the crowd, but Alice just walks in the same door.   Her face was still visible under the glasses and the scarf.

She didn't sparkle in the car either.

[LucasM]

Was it explained why Alice doesn't seem to sparkle?  the whole point was that Bella had to stop Edward from gettin' sparkly in front of the crowd, but Alice just walks in the same door.   Her face was still visible under the glasses and the scarf.

She didn't sparkle in the car either.

Holy shit!  The 'continuity-whore' I am, I can't believe I missed that. 

(And no: it wasn't explained.)

EDIT:  Although when I watched it again more recently, she was wearing a scarf covering her head (where she could have shifted her face to fall in the shadow of it), and either gloves or a jacket with pockets that her hands could have been in.  So, theoretically she could've made it there 'unsparkled'.

But that completely ignores how she made it away from the police when theoretically the town was blocked off to anything but foot traffic and she was driving a very noticeable stolen car.

[stansimpson]

Insightful, funny and true:

This sorta validates this particular thread imo.