The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

you have to make sure they are cooked all the way through.  Otherwise they scream and spray tasty tasty frosting all over when you bite into them. 

the crunchy parts are probably the best.  Rasberry jam bone marrow mmmmmmmmmm good.

[Dondo]

I'll take a slice of cousin Ted

[AvestheFox]

To celebrate my 50th post in these forums, I decided to post this picture of Mike Nelson himself washing a co-worker's car..

The picture was ripped from this video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7531227357279786390&q=Mike+Nelson&hl=en

Sorry, Mike, I couldnt resist!

Riffers at the ready! Aaaaand START!

[Joe Don Faker]

Sorry, Mike, I couldnt resist!

Riffers at the ready! Aaaaand START!

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH!!!    

(Mike casually glances up from his washing duties)

Riffers:  Hi Mike!  It was too good to resist ... You can all come out now, show's over!

Mike:  Oh.  Was it you guys who made that god-awful sound?

Riffers:  That was us!  We also do bird calls!

AvesFoxy:  The bright idea of pulling a practical joke, and getting your reaction, that was my idea ...I'm afraid we got more reaction that we bargained for.  We won't use the still photo of you, wringing out a sponge and registering faint interest.  That's a promise.  Are we forgiven?

(Just wanted to add a little MST redux flavor, courtesy Track of the Moon Beast.  Carry on. )

[AvestheFox]

**snigger** good one!

[Tarantulas]

Work'n at the CAAARR WAAAAAAAAASH!

Car wash, yeah.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

one day this car might be a lamborghini if i can just get my clique elevated above cult status then your fine. 

[Joe Don Faker]

O'Connor recovered from his Dalton-induced injuries, and thereafter worked as a  handyman for the new town kingpin, Tinker, washing his Honda Civic every weekend and cleaning its interior of all Hardee's wrappers, soiled gym shorts, and half-eaten potato cakes.

And JC Penney never came to Jasper.

[AvestheFox]

Tarantulas has donated two more pictures to the Riff Photo thread, here be one of them!

and thanks, Tarantulas!

[Joe Don Faker]

After working up close with these actors, Busby Berkeley rushed to develop his own unique style of mid and long shots.

[Sharktopus]

Somebody filmed the audience during the premiere of Phantom Menace?

[Tarantulas]

"Those guys are wearing more eyeliner than Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tammy Fay Baker combined!"

"You gotta give it to these guys, no one does creepy like silent film actors"

"These NIN videos keep getting stranger and stranger"

- Also, does anyone know what film this is from?

[WouTar]

I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to...to....

GALILEO GALILEO GALILEO!


But why?

[Variety of Cells]

It's from Metropolis, when they are all staring at the robot stripper... That's not a riff, it's just what it is.

[Dondo]

Night of the Living Tenors