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[BathTub]

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
~George Bernard Shaw

So, waitaminute.  Wouldn't that be a Hegel quote then?

Not if you threw in a comma after the first 'history'.

[kodiakthejuggler]

"It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It's impossible!! I never broke the law...
I AM THE LAW!!!"

~ Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone)

I find it absolutely alarming that this is the first mention of Judge Dredd in these forums. (According to the search. :^))

Actually, when you perform a search, it only searches the current forum you're in. To search the entire Rifftrax Roundtable, you gotta go to the main forum page...

As it were, there showed several mentions of Judge Dredd. However, I guess I was the first to quote the movie. Yay me!!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

oh who will make bender waffles just the way he likes them now?!  - bender 

[Thom_Serveaux]

    
Memorable Quotes from
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy-looking bunch. Why so glum?
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died.
Count Olaf: Ah yes. How very, very tragic. Wait! Wait! Give me that line again, while it's fresh in my head.
Klaus Baudelaire: Our... parents just died?
Count Olaf: [not acting very well] Yes. Very horrible.
Sunny: [in baby talk] What a schmuck!

[RaoulDuke]

Rage
Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus' son Achilles,
murderous, doomed, that cost the Acheans countless losses,
hurling down the house of death so many sturdy souls.

Homer The Iliad

[mrbasehart]

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
~George Bernard Shaw

So, waitaminute.  Wouldn't that be a Hegel quote then?

I have no idea.  Perhaps Shaw was just summing up what Hegel had said in a much more long winded way, and not actually quoting him.

[Justin]

"I learned that gay guys love Karate, and that they're very unpredictable as to when they'll use it." - Sarah Silverman

[Thom_Serveaux]

Memorable Quotes from
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Violet Baudelaire: He's Count Olaf and he tried to kill us with a train!
The Detective: Where is this man gonna get a train?
Count Olaf: [as Stephano] Where am I gonna get a train?

[kodiakthejuggler]

Now that Stallone's got a major riffing coming to him, here's a little nugget of Sly wisdom...

"Round the ruff and rascal, the ragged... Ah forget it, Doc, I just can't do it! I'll never learn to speak good..."

~Angelo Provolone(Sly, of course)
Oscar

[Thom_Serveaux]

Memorable Quotes from
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

"Count Olaf: Beef, yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for "beef that has been roasted".

[Thom_Serveaux]

Memorable Quotes from
Wizards (1977)

Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!
Avatar: [clapping] You always did need an audience you sap.

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Next stop, Sunset Boulevard... I guess it's Sunset Boulevard..."   

~ Ray Charles(as a bus driver)
Spy Hard

[Thom_Serveaux]

Memorable Quotes from
Harry and the Hendersons

George Henderson: He walked into our kitchen and was eating out of our refrigerator. I thought we was gonna eat me but he ate our daughter's corsage and then ate our goldfish!
Sergeant Mancini: And where is he now, Mr. Henderson?
George Henderson: In the bathroom.
Sergeant Mancini: Oh, of course, how stupid of me.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Memorable Quotes from The Fairly Oddparents: 'Action Packed'

The Turners are watching a typical Action Movie, Wanda is disguised as a soda, Cosmo a bag of popcorn...

Wanda: "Wow! This movie is violent and dumb!"
Cosmo: " I know, I would've settled for just one."

Timmy absentmindedly grabs a hunk of his 'Cosmo Corn'

Cosmo: "Ahhhhhhhhh!  My Brain!  Babble and Drool....."

[Moose]

"It's violent! It's educational! But mostly violent!"

"It's romantic AND threatening! It's threat-mantic!"