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I remember watching "Sharkboy & Lavagirl" and Jacob Black was in it......

Started by Taufiq2u, March 26, 2010, 08:29:03 AM

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Taufiq2u

....and i thought to myself "Wow, Sharkboy's gonna be such a douchebag when he grows up"

And New Moon made me fulfill my predictions.

Scribblesense

When watching that movie, I remember thinking "How do I break these ropes that are tying me down and escape?"

HA!

But seriously, Taylor Lautner seems... alright, I guess. I haven't really seen enough of him to accurately gauge his douchiness level. Definitely giving off a douchey vibe in Twilight.
"Hey, you kids! Those boxes are for shipping! Not for creating a world of pure imagination!"

Darth Geek

Quote from: Scribblesense on March 27, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
When watching that movie, I remember thinking "How do I break these ropes that are tying me down and escape?"

HA!

But seriously, Taylor Lautner seems... alright, I guess. I haven't really seen enough of him to accurately gauge his douchiness level. Definitely giving off a douchey vibe in Twilight.
I kept thinking he looked like he just stepped off the set of Smallville.


Cosmic Muse

Considering the non-Twilight things I've seen Taylor Lautner do, like SNL, I'm inclined to believe that he's a very nice, fun guy in person. Personality wise he's the sort of guy I would love as a partner. I think a little bit of his inspiration for Jacob Black in New Moon comes from the real life closeness he has with country singer Taylor Swift and what happened between herself and that Jonas brother who broke up with her via text message. Talk about a cowardly way to break up a relationship. Only brave men/women break up with somebody in person.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Scribblesense

Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 29, 2010, 02:29:13 AM
Considering the non-Twilight things I've seen Taylor Lautner do, like SNL, I'm inclined to believe that he's a very nice, fun guy in person. Personality wise he's the sort of guy I would love as a partner. I think a little bit of his inspiration for Jacob Black in New Moon comes from the real life closeness he has with country singer Taylor Swift and what happened between herself and that Jonas brother who broke up with her via text message. Talk about a cowardly way to break up a relationship. Only brave men/women break up with somebody in person.

What if you break up with them by base jumping past their apartment window while holding a sign that says "It's over!" ?

It's probably not relevant, but you have to admit, that takes guts.
"Hey, you kids! Those boxes are for shipping! Not for creating a world of pure imagination!"

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: Scribblesense on March 29, 2010, 11:11:07 AM
Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 29, 2010, 02:29:13 AM
Considering the non-Twilight things I've seen Taylor Lautner do, like SNL, I'm inclined to believe that he's a very nice, fun guy in person. Personality wise he's the sort of guy I would love as a partner. I think a little bit of his inspiration for Jacob Black in New Moon comes from the real life closeness he has with country singer Taylor Swift and what happened between herself and that Jonas brother who broke up with her via text message. Talk about a cowardly way to break up a relationship. Only brave men/women break up with somebody in person.

What if you break up with them by base jumping past their apartment window while holding a sign that says "It's over!" ?

It's probably not relevant, but you have to admit, that takes guts.

It does indeed, and it would probably be filmed by somebody and put on Youtube just in case the Ex didn't see the words on the sign.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?