20 Questions for 3/12/2010 at 1pm Pacific!!!!

[Frank_J]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

STAR TREK!

[torgosPizza]

Yay, Courtney won! Finally someone who isn't ManUnderMask or Crowmeus! (No offense, fellas!) Courtney: Please PM me with the username you use on the main site for your free trax.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight-new-moon

Twi-Hard. A once proud word that has been shockingly cheapened by over-use. It used to mean something. These days, any given twelve year old girl with Team Edward wallpaper on her iPhone can be the star of a "Vampire Fever" cover story photo in USA Today. It's not right. Just because some soccer mom blows two months of grocery funds on an elaborate face tattoo replicating the iconic "Cullen baseball" scene, that DOES NOT make her a real Twi-Hard, okay? It's something you earn. It's something you live.

Forgive our emotion on this issue, but it's just that Mike, Kevin, and Bill are probably the biggest Twilight fans on the planet. Just survey Kristen Stewart's file of restraining order requests, and see which names pop up the most (Stephenie Meyer's file is alarmingly similar). So it should surprise no one that these three sparkly warriors trekked to the theater dozens upon dozens of times to feast upon the sweet succulent cinematic nectar that is New Moon. After the fourteenth viewing, the girl at the ticket counter was unable to make eye contact with them, muttering something about "grown men" under her breath. The pimply popcorn vendor filled his friends' inboxes with texts like "OMG third time today," while the theater janitor constantly fought the urge to beat them with his mop. In a word: epic.

But the shame they endured, along with the suffering of their long-neglected wives and children, is your gain. Thanks to these endless, obsessive, life-destroying viewings, Mike, Kevin, and Bill are able to present this RiffTrax of New Moon on the eve of its DVD release. Let's just hope that, now that the ride is over, they can put their lives back together once and for all (they're not making any more of these movies, right?).



Released on 3/19 - the day before the DVD comes out.

[Compound]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

Just to ask something different, when you close your eyes, do you dream about me?

[torgosPizza]

Oh yeah I should probably make that product public... and... done.

[Courtney]

Yay, Courtney won! Finally someone who isn't ManUnderMask or Crowmeus! (No offense, fellas!) Courtney: Please PM me with the username you use on the main site for your free trax.

EAT IT BITCHES!

(this is why it's for the best I rarely win things. I'm a poor winner.)

[Ninjew]

Yay, Courtney won! Finally someone who isn't ManUnderMask or Crowmeus! (No offense, fellas!) Courtney: Please PM me with the username you use on the main site for your free trax.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight-new-moon



Released on 3/19 - the day before the DVD comes out.

Aww!  I was going to guess Twilight: New Moon: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

[RVR II]

Yay, Courtney won! Finally someone who isn't ManUnderMask or Crowmeus! (No offense, fellas!) Courtney: Please PM me with the username you use on the main site for your free trax.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight-new-moon

Twi-Hard. A once proud word that has been shockingly cheapened by over-use. It used to mean something. These days, any given twelve year old girl with Team Edward wallpaper on her iPhone can be the star of a "Vampire Fever" cover story photo in USA Today. It's not right. Just because some soccer mom blows two months of grocery funds on an elaborate face tattoo replicating the iconic "Cullen baseball" scene, that DOES NOT make her a real Twi-Hard, okay? It's something you earn. It's something you live.

Forgive our emotion on this issue, but it's just that Mike, Kevin, and Bill are probably the biggest Twilight fans on the planet. Just survey Kristen Stewart's file of restraining order requests, and see which names pop up the most (Stephenie Meyer's file is alarmingly similar). So it should surprise no one that these three sparkly warriors trekked to the theater dozens upon dozens of times to feast upon the sweet succulent cinematic nectar that is New Moon. After the fourteenth viewing, the girl at the ticket counter was unable to make eye contact with them, muttering something about "grown men" under her breath. The pimply popcorn vendor filled his friends' inboxes with texts like "OMG third time today," while the theater janitor constantly fought the urge to beat them with his mop. In a word: epic.

But the shame they endured, along with the suffering of their long-neglected wives and children, is your gain. Thanks to these endless, obsessive, life-destroying viewings, Mike, Kevin, and Bill are able to present this RiffTrax of New Moon on the eve of its DVD release. Let's just hope that, now that the ride is over, they can put their lives back together once and for all (they're not making any more of these movies, right?).



Released on 3/19 - the day before the DVD comes out.

Before

Well This is gonna suck if we have one of those 'finicky' discs..

[theVOICEofBOB]

If people looked at rainfall totals, Charlotte, NC has a greater average per year than Seattle, WA.

But we don't want to clutter up things with facts.

[gbeenie]

Yay, Courtney won! Finally someone who isn't ManUnderMask or Crowmeus! (No offense, fellas!) Courtney: Please PM me with the username you use on the main site for your free trax.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight-new-moon

Twi-Hard. A once proud word that has been shockingly cheapened by over-use. It used to mean something. These days, any given twelve year old girl with Team Edward wallpaper on her iPhone can be the star of a "Vampire Fever" cover story photo in USA Today. It's not right. Just because some soccer mom blows two months of grocery funds on an elaborate face tattoo replicating the iconic "Cullen baseball" scene, that DOES NOT make her a real Twi-Hard, okay? It's something you earn. It's something you live.

Forgive our emotion on this issue, but it's just that Mike, Kevin, and Bill are probably the biggest Twilight fans on the planet. Just survey Kristen Stewart's file of restraining order requests, and see which names pop up the most (Stephenie Meyer's file is alarmingly similar). So it should surprise no one that these three sparkly warriors trekked to the theater dozens upon dozens of times to feast upon the sweet succulent cinematic nectar that is New Moon. After the fourteenth viewing, the girl at the ticket counter was unable to make eye contact with them, muttering something about "grown men" under her breath. The pimply popcorn vendor filled his friends' inboxes with texts like "OMG third time today," while the theater janitor constantly fought the urge to beat them with his mop. In a word: epic.

But the shame they endured, along with the suffering of their long-neglected wives and children, is your gain. Thanks to these endless, obsessive, life-destroying viewings, Mike, Kevin, and Bill are able to present this RiffTrax of New Moon on the eve of its DVD release. Let's just hope that, now that the ride is over, they can put their lives back together once and for all (they're not making any more of these movies, right?).



Released on 3/19 - the day before the DVD comes out.

Before

Well This is gonna suck if we have one of those 'finicky' discs..

It's New Moon; you had me at "This is gonna suck."

[Darth Geek]

Well that was kinda cool 20Q. Good to do something a bit different since the answer was so known. I was secretly hoping they would riff Dracula (1931) as a Rifftrax Challenge this time, and New Moon next.

[TTYT]

(they're not making any more of these movies, right?).

Sadly: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=64112

[D.B. Barnes]

If people looked at rainfall totals, Charlotte, NC has a greater average per year than Seattle, WA.

But we don't want to clutter up things with facts.

I've never lived in Charlotte, NC. All I know is in Portland, OR, it can rain for a month straight and the sun never comes out and it's cold, wet, bleak and just awful.

[Young_Nastyman]

(they're not making any more of these movies, right?)

I can't wait for the 4th one, everything in it is comedy gold

[RVR II]

If people looked at rainfall totals, Charlotte, NC has a greater average per year than Seattle, WA.

But we don't want to clutter up things with facts.

Hey! I live in Rock Hill! I Don't Need to hear this!!  

[torgosPizza]

Hang on while I split threads.