How Damn Lazy Are We, Anyway?

[Sideswipe]

all I do is take off my pants.

[D.B. Barnes]

Another happy accident that the above post just happens to start a new page. 

[Courtney]

It's hard to sleep in jeans when you're a female. They get up into your lady business.

[Ortega]

From a distance, i can't distinguish them from regular jeans.  Even close up, it just looks like a blue pair of relaxed-fit slacks.  I see nothing wrong in someone wanting to wear something comfortable.  Function over form has always been my motto.  At least they look like regular jeans, and not the horribly the horrible plaid pajama bottoms you see people wear out in public.  I'd support this over that goddamn Snuggie bullshit.

[Thrifty]

It's hard to sleep in jeans when you're a female. They get up into your lady business.

I absolutely cannot fathom that.  I used to have excessively tight, binding underwear.  But then I started buying briefs that were at least 2 sizes larger than my pants, and the boys stopped feeling so trapped.

I did, for a period in my life, change in to sweat pants when I went to bed.  Then I stopped as suddenly as I started.  I don't know why.

[Scribblesense]

I'm thinking of a different one, it's much more comprehensive than that.

And here it is

My lifelong dream of becoming a Gumby-person is slowly coming true.

[anais.jude]

It's hard to sleep in jeans when you're a female. They get up into your lady business.

what kind of freakish jeans do you wear?

[Tripe]

They're made of the same "fabric" Spiderman's suit was made of after Secret Wars.

[Darth Geek]

They're made of the same "fabric" Spiderman's suit was made of after Secret Wars.

You mean your Wal-Marts aren't like this?

[Courtney]

It's hard to sleep in jeans when you're a female. They get up into your lady business.

what kind of freakish jeans do you wear?

Skinnies. They look cute when you're awake and walking around but if you sleep in them, it's troubling.

[Thrifty]

It's hard to sleep in jeans when you're a female. They get up into your lady business.

what kind of freakish jeans do you wear?

Skinnies. They look cute when you're awake and walking around but if you sleep in them, it's troubling.

When you say "lady business", I keep thinking of this scene from The Big Lebowski.

            YOUNGER COP
      And was there anything of value in 
      the car?


            DUDE
      Huh?  Oh.  Yeah.  Tape deck.  Couple
      of Creedence tapes.  And there was
      a, uh. . . my briefcase.

            YOUNGER COP
      In the briefcase?

            DUDE
      Papers.  Just papers.  You know, my
      papers.  Business papers.

            YOUNGER COP
      And what do you do, sir?

            DUDE
      I'm unemployed.

[Sideswipe]

Another happy accident that the above post just happens to start a new page. 

I had considered starting every post with that statement.

[Doctor Who?]

Well I will not even get out of bed unless I know for sure that there is a cake in dining room.  Does that answer your question?

[Atticus]

I am too lazy to read what this topic is about.

[Thrifty]

I am too lazy to read what this topic is about.

I'm too lazy to reply.