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What Salvation things did you learn without being Terminated?!

Started by RVR II, February 04, 2010, 11:19:12 AM

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RoninFox

The McG is a very dangerous McDonalds sandwhich.  Its smarter and more adaptable, making older models like the McRib obsolete.  With power like this, the McEmpire could rule the world, if we don't stop them.

I'm John Connor.
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Darth Geek

I learned that studio executives can give 200 million dollars to a guy named McG and be surprised when they end up with a shitty movie.


dalem


Pak-Man

I learned that in the future, the robot resistance will take to using hobo code.

ShadowDog

Quote from: dalem on February 06, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
What the hell is a MCG and why the hell am I 30 minutes into a movie he made?  Is this big guy a Terminator or what?

-dale

What's funny is apparently Bale refused to meet with him about being in this movie because he was called "McG."  LMFAO!  Apparently Bale said something like "His name is what?  "McG?  McG?!?  What the hell does that even mean?  He sounds like an asshole, forget about it!"  LMFAO  McG finally convinced him to meet but I'm with Bale here WTF?
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Tyrant

I learned that Jeeps that have been sitting dormant outside for almost 20 years after a nuclear attack can not only start up and run after some light mechanical work, but will also still play the CD or tape that's been sitting in the deck perfectly.

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: Tyrant on February 08, 2010, 08:30:12 AM
I learned that Jeeps that have been sitting dormant outside for almost 20 years after a nuclear attack can not only start up and run after some light mechanical work, but will also still play the CD or tape that's been sitting in the deck perfectly.

You should know by now that certain types of music can survive a nuclear holocaust. :P
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

dalem

I learned that a character I've not been made to care about (JC) dying and getting a heart transplant in a tent from another character I've not been made to care about (Marcus) while other characters I've not been made to care about (everyone else) stand around watching, does not for a particularly poignant moment make.  Maybe if one of those giant silent robot-transformer-ninjas had been there too.

-dale

CJones

Apparently you can land a helicopter upside down. And survive.

And I'm only 11 minutes in...

RoninFox

It does prove that sometimes getting to da choppa is not enough
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CJones

Yeah. He was just fortunate that choppa had a functioning machine gun.

On an unrelated note: cute little girls are really the only people worth paying any attention to... Wait, did I just say that online!? :-[

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

Quote from: RoninFox on February 06, 2010, 07:54:08 PM
The McG is a very dangerous McDonalds sandwhich.  Its smarter and more adaptable, making older models like the McRib obsolete.  With power like this, the McEmpire could rule the world, if we don't stop them.

I'm John Connor.

Yes, but can the McG keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold like the McDLT?



McG=PWNT

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: eegah on February 04, 2010, 07:08:15 PM
Terminators don't like to listen to short wave radio, even though the humans broadcast all of their plans on it.

But they'll notice and trace a signal that's meant to shut down the machines

I learned that just like Predator, you can't take bits of Terminator movies, mix them with parts of Alien movies and get something worth watching.

I learned that John Connor still falls for that "call for help" trick...

I learned that no matter how many times a guy survives falls and other injuries that would at least slow him down if not straight out kill him

Quote

I learned that the original ending........as ludicrous as this was as well, was a much better idea.

RoninFox

The McG has three sides, a hot side, a cold side, and a side that cannot be percieved to even exist by our feeble human brains that are locked into three dimentions. 
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ShadowDog

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on February 19, 2010, 08:36:27 PM


LMFAO.  Little slow on the uptake, huh?  I'm surprised he didn't roll out the classic "Hey, wait!  Is this an elaborate prank?  Did Bob put you up to this?  Heh."
"Did she just say Chipping?"