Best Jedi lines

[NRRork]

"It's a trap!"

"Sir, this is NO time to quote tired, overused internet memes!"

[Pak-Man]

Porkins the White won the night for me. :^)

[Moleman]

So, you girls ever been cloned?

Beginning painful sterilization procedure

oh wee oink, oh oink

Lllllllllllllllllllleia

Carrie Fisher here, you got any drugs?

...and they slam into a huge blue Sigourney Weaver

donate my body to toys for tots

By the way I got you a cell phone for Father's Day...its HANDS FREE!

He was playing blues harmonica under that thing the whole time, who knew?

[Rattrap007]

Llllllllleia.

The flashback to the great aunt.

[PlayMSTie]

"And it has to be performed by a frog with man boobs."

[Invisible NanoGhost]

In honor of all hoopla building up for the Apple iPad / iTablet this week, my favorite:

Emperor: "If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!"
riff: "That's funny, that's Apple's new advertising slogan too."

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"Wait...they insert and entire digital dance number but they leave THAT effect untouched???"

[ShadowDog]

Not only was that funny, but it was a really good point too.

[cfkane]

Oh. my God.

It's real.

[bratpop]

Yes, it's real. It's a play on the word "Jazz." GET IT??? BTW that joke was really making fun of nerds, not Star Wars.

[Darth Geek]

Yes, it's real. It's a play on the word "Jazz." GET IT??? BTW that joke was really making fun of nerds, not Star Wars.

Nerds, and the silly childish naming in the Star Wars universe.

[Sharktopus]

Wookieepedia may be the most amazingly depressing place on the interweb.

[CJones]

"What am I covered in? Should I taste it? OH GOD, I shouldn't have tasted it!"

"The Empire goes through a lot of gray metal."

"Reaction time: 13 and a half seconds."

"I'm sure all these forest fires will put themselves out."

"Thanks 3PO","Your utter failure to save us, and your constant panic when I did, which almost blew the act, are appreciated. Thanks."

Any of the stuff with Salacious Crumb:
"Salacious has got the Ed McMahon role down pat", "You are correct sir!"

"Hmm, couln't have anticipated that reaction from Salacious"

Kevin as Salacious as McMahon: "Sarlac, yes sir!"
Mike as Jabba as Carson "May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your sisters jockey shorts"

[D.B. Barnes]

C3PO: This is no time for heroics!
MIKE (as 3PO): It's time for mincing and cowering!


There are a lot of good riffs on 3PO.

[CJones]

Okay on fourth viewing I remembered a few good ones I forgot earlier:

"The costume that makes attending Comicon bearable"
"And in sme outlying cases, much, much worse.
"You saw that guy too?"

"Fuzzikins down, FUZZIKINS DOWN!"
"Never leave a bear behind."
"Bare behind, heh heh..."

"By the way, I got you a cell phone for fathers day. It's hands free! BURN!!"