Pets

[k1]

Zoe looks identical to my wife's cat Fatty (aka Kitty).  And Todd could be my cat Fat Max's twin.

Sadly they're living with a new family now because of the economy I lost my job and the wife is still only a temp after losing her job.  Their hatred of the new baby in the house kinda sealed the deal.  It was weird, they were fine with our first kid, but went bonkers when the 2nd arrived.  My cat started destroying furniture and anything that belonged to the baby (like the tops off her bottles), and the wife's cat started ripping apart furniture and pissing all over the floor NEXT to the cat box even when it was clean.

Fat Max is missed.  Kitty not so much.  She was a witch.

[Sharktopus]

Gorgeous cats. They have fantastic markings and beautiful faces. I especially like Phantom's blue eyes.

Our two cats, Todd and Kitty, have the same sort of relationship. Todd loves Kitty and would happily spend all of his days snuggled up with her in the sunshine and licking her head, but she harbors a hate of epic proportions for him. She won't let him anywhere near her -- she hisses and growls every time he comes by. So like every socially awkward teenage boy whose love for the cheerleader who hates him cannot properly be expressed, Todd spends his time tormenting Kitty by sneaking up and scaring the shit out of her. And then they get into a slap fight. It's quite entertaining.

Sounds familiar. It's taken over a year for Zoe to warm up to Phantom, but I think she understands that he just plays rough and isn't trying to hurt her. He used to chase her around until she hid, but since we've moved into a new apartment a few months ago she chases him back and generally seems more playful. She's also lost about a pound in the last year thanks to Phantom getting her off her butt.

[CrowTeeRobot]

There was a little rabbit that lived in my garden one spring, and as far as I know never even ate anything from it. I would come out at about 6 in the morning to let the dog out and it'd be huddled up under the peppers.

I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, but apparently Rob does have a soft side.  The little dickens.

[wurwolf]

He may be a barbarian, but inside he's as cuddly as a teddy bear.

[Desert Roggie]

This is Phantom. He's two, likes plastic bags, and dislikes closed doors


This is Zoe. She's four, likes bottle caps, and dislikes Phantom.

I can't believe I got a picture this good with my cameraphone. The stars aligned.

VERY nice picture

does your cat try to EAT the HANDLES on plastic bags?

my 10 year old all black cat Newton loves to try to eat them.  have to watch her all the time

http://www.rogerblakely.com/apps/photos/photo?photoid=29887765

[Sharktopus]

does your cat try to EAT the HANDLES on plastic bags?

my 10 year old all black cat Newton loves to try to eat them.  have to watch her all the time

If we don't take the bag away he'll shred it to pieces, but he rarely eats it. Paper bags, on the other hand...

There was a little rabbit that lived in my garden one spring, and as far as I know never even ate anything from it. I would come out at about 6 in the morning to let the dog out and it'd be huddled up under the peppers.

I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, but apparently Rob does have a soft side.  The little dickens.

He's just waiting for the bunny to fatten itself up before he bludgeons it.

[CrowTeeRobot]

I have way too much free time on my hands. 

[mike5150]

These photos are kind of old now, but this is my rabbit, Muffin:

WAIT WAIT WAIT....Whats this about rabbit muffins?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Some Pet Insurance company released a list of Most Popular and Most Unusual pet names they've received on the paperwork:

Most unusual dog names
1. Doogie Schnauzer MD
2. Sargent Sausage
3. I Am Sparticus
4. Lunchbox
5. Angus Sir Loin
6. Bam-Bam Noodle Butt
7. Mouse Meat
8. Fluffernutter
9. Kanye East
10. Inspector Foo Foo

Most unusual cat names
1. Snag L. Tooth
2. Clawed Monet
3. Velvet Elvis
4. Eartha Kitty
5. Blue Man Chew
6. Catzilla
7. Thurston Picklesworth III
8. Yardsale
9. Dishwasher
10. Polly Prissypants

[a pretty girl is like]

Some Pet Insurance company released a list of Most Popular and Most Unusual pet names they've received on the paperwork:

Most unusual cat names
1. Snag L. Tooth
2. Clawed Monet
3. Velvet Elvis
4. Eartha Kitty
5. Blue Man Chew
6. Catzilla
7. Thurston Picklesworth III
8. Yardsale
9. Dishwasher
10. Polly Prissypants

Todd Hillier Musñgi is the best name ever for a cat.  Of course, I'm a little biased.

[RobtheBarbarian]

All of them lack the dignity of Remington J. Nugent-Moyer.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I used to call my cousin's cat "Catzilla" but that was just a nickname...and because he was bigger than a Jack Russell terrier....

Not fat big but BIG big....

[Rude]

...

Our old roommate used to simply call her cat Kitty. We used to joke that it was short for Kittyford VonMeowsalot The Third. It was stupid, but still kinda' funny until the cat became ours by default and we had to fill out the paperwork at the veterinarian.

Kiityford was too ridiculous, and Kitty sounded like we just couldn't be bothered to name him... so now they think his name is Fritz. Still totally generic, but whatever. Anyway, we still get confused whenever they send an appointment reminder addressed to Fritz.

-Rude

[wurwolf]

That kind of happens with us. Kitty was a kitten when we got her but the people who found her and took her in named her Amber. So we called her that for a little while until we realized what a stupid name Amber was and just defaulted to Kitty. Every once in a while the vet refers to her as Amber, though, and we're always like, What the hell?

And I agree with my husband, Todd is the best name for a cat ever.

[Tripe]

You can't go wrong naming a dog Jemmy, unless by "wrong" you meant having a tiny little dog who seems to be a devout acolyte of Satan and occasionally sounds like he's possessed by Barry Gibb, then I suppose you could say you have gone very wrong indeed.