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Movies that nobody likes

Started by Russell, November 07, 2009, 05:08:22 PM

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FordPrefect

Quote from: Sokudo Ningyou on November 28, 2009, 12:31:07 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 26, 2009, 07:29:58 AM
Or Tank Girl....   :speechless:

Tank Girl is hilarious.  Especially when you imagine Lori Petty as her character from A League Of Their Own instead of Tank Girl, trying to be all badass.

http://blip.tv/play/gbk7gbHeSQI

ScottotD

I like Tank Girl and Speed 2, although Speed 2 is just for Dafoe because he's awesome in everything.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

Lovye

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Say, "The Guy With The Glasses," isn't the same guy as "Chester A. Bum" of "Bum Reviews," is he?

And, incidentally, http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com/top-10-movie-flops-decade-reuters    Top 10 Flops of the decade...probably because nobody likes them.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 09:01:58 AM
Say, "The Guy With The Glasses," isn't the same guy as "Chester A. Bum" of "Bum Reviews," is he?

What?  Just because they both look like Weird Al's long lost brother?   :D

ScottotD

Quote from: Imrahil on November 28, 2009, 09:28:07 AM
Did anyone -see- Land of the Lost?

I did, it's fun but can't seem to figure out who it wants to appeal to.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

doggans

Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 09:01:58 AM
Say, "The Guy With The Glasses," isn't the same guy as "Chester A. Bum" of "Bum Reviews," is he?

Yep. Doug Walker is The Nostalgia Critic, and Chester A. Bum, and Ask That Guy, and Dominic at the Pixel Palace, and Lori Prince, and Emo Jones, and...well, a lot of characters for the TGWTG site. And, of course, he's one of the guys who riffed "Batman Forever".

Lovye

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 28, 2009, 09:55:35 AM
Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 09:01:58 AM
Say, "The Guy With The Glasses," isn't the same guy as "Chester A. Bum" of "Bum Reviews," is he?

What?  Just because they both look like Weird Al's long lost brother?   :D

And has the voice of Weird Al when normal and the voice the voice of Emo Philips mixed with Tom Waits....or, Bobcat Goldthwait, when aggitated, yes.

Thank you, doggans.  I'm on his site now.  This guy is so awesome.  ;D ;D ;D

Russell

Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 10:49:43 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 28, 2009, 09:55:35 AM
Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 09:01:58 AM
Say, "The Guy With The Glasses," isn't the same guy as "Chester A. Bum" of "Bum Reviews," is he?
What?  Just because they both look like Weird Al's long lost brother?   :D
And has the voice of Weird Al when normal and the voice the voice of Emo Philips mixed with Tom Waits....or, Bobcat Goldthwait, when aggitated, yes.
Thank you, doggans.  I'm on his site now.  This guy is so awesome.  ;D ;D ;D
Don't neglect to watch Linkara, Nostalgia Chick, Spoony, Marzgurl, and Film Brain(All on the same site with the Nostalgia Critic), they are all pretty damn funny too.

stansimpson

Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 10:49:43 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 28, 2009, 09:55:35 AM
Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 09:01:58 AM
Say, "The Guy With The Glasses," isn't the same guy as "Chester A. Bum" of "Bum Reviews," is he?

What?  Just because they both look like Weird Al's long lost brother?   :D

And has the voice of Weird Al when normal and the voice the voice of Emo Philips mixed with Tom Waits....or, Bobcat Goldthwait, when aggitated, yes.

Thank you, doggans.  I'm on his site now.  This guy is so awesome.  ;D ;D ;D
I first found him through "Movies In 5 Seconds".  Hilaaaarious and HIGHLY recommended (and it only takes 5 seconds!).  I'm not a big fan of anyone else on the site though (excluding The Nostalgia Chick). 

I still watch the others occasionally though but most suffer from being too mumblecore.  What about Spoony?  What's a good ep to get started on him cuz the ones I saw were pretty mediocre.

RoninFox

Quote from: stansimpson on November 28, 2009, 04:46:27 PM
Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 10:49:43 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 28, 2009, 09:55:35 AM
Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 09:01:58 AM
Say, "The Guy With The Glasses," isn't the same guy as "Chester A. Bum" of "Bum Reviews," is he?

What?  Just because they both look like Weird Al's long lost brother?   :D

And has the voice of Weird Al when normal and the voice the voice of Emo Philips mixed with Tom Waits....or, Bobcat Goldthwait, when aggitated, yes.

Thank you, doggans.  I'm on his site now.  This guy is so awesome.  ;D ;D ;D
I first found him through "Movies In 5 Seconds".  Hilaaaarious and HIGHLY recommended (and it only takes 5 seconds!).  I'm not a big fan of anyone else on the site though (excluding The Nostalgia Chick). 

I still watch the others occasionally though but most suffer from being too mumblecore.  What about Spoony?  What's a good ep to get started on him cuz the ones I saw were pretty mediocre.

I haven't seen too many of them, but my favorites so far are his review of the Pumpkinhead 2 game and the Warrior comic (but that's also a crossover with Linkara with a lot of cameos)  The Nightmare game review is also pretty good.
RoninFoxTrax Presents Rocky

gum.co/RFTrocky

Lovye

Quote from: stansimpson on November 28, 2009, 04:46:27 PM
Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 10:49:43 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 28, 2009, 09:55:35 AM
Quote from: Lovye on November 28, 2009, 09:01:58 AM
Say, "The Guy With The Glasses," isn't the same guy as "Chester A. Bum" of "Bum Reviews," is he?

What?  Just because they both look like Weird Al's long lost brother?   :D

And has the voice of Weird Al when normal and the voice the voice of Emo Philips mixed with Tom Waits....or, Bobcat Goldthwait, when aggitated, yes.

Thank you, doggans.  I'm on his site now.  This guy is so awesome.  ;D ;D ;D
I first found him through "Movies In 5 Seconds".  Hilaaaarious and HIGHLY recommended (and it only takes 5 seconds!).  I'm not a big fan of anyone else on the site though (excluding The Nostalgia Chick). 

I still watch the others occasionally though but most suffer from being too mumblecore.  What about Spoony?  What's a good ep to get started on him cuz the ones I saw were pretty mediocre.

I think Darth Geek has been sharing him here a lot lately and so, because he's typically ace in his comments, I decided to brake down and click on this and find out more about That Guy With The Glasses and get my geek on.

Is there anything else of the dweeb persuasion I should be atuned to to be in the know?

OOOH!  Batman & Robin is on Instant Play on Netflix! Maybe I will buy the Riff!!!!

Russell

I got it! I got it... did ANYBODY like the movie Bratz?

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Russell on November 28, 2009, 05:29:22 PM
I got it! I got it... did ANYBODY like the movie Bratz?
God, I hope not.

Darth Geek

Quote from: Russell on November 28, 2009, 05:29:22 PM
I got it! I got it... did ANYBODY like the movie Bratz?
Yeah, probably the vacuuous teenage girls it was aimed at.


stansimpson

Quote from: Russell on November 28, 2009, 05:29:22 PM
I got it! I got it... did ANYBODY like the movie Bratz?
"...there is a lot for both kids and their parents to like about this film. Its heroines deal with some real-life issues with dignity and resourcefulness. Its portrayal of the pull of cliques and conformity is sweet and smart. ... They are an 8-year-old's ideal of teenagerhood, and likely to be their parents' ideal as well."

I found that review at Rotten Tomatoes looking to find where its 7% rating came from.  I think the comments said it best:  "PLANT!!!!", "contrarian" and (my favorite) "I hate you".  There are positive reviews from Chicago Sun-Times and The Washington Post... and they both read as contrarian reviews that say "If you're a gradeschool girl...".   ::)  So yeah... nobody liked that movie. 

Oh wait wait wait wait wait....... I got it!

"Delgo"

I've heard tale of toddlers being completely turned off by it.  Some student animators were on a tour of the studio and offered a position to work on it right on the spot.  They turned it down.  Oh!  And I got another one too:

"Old Dogs"