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Started by Russell, November 07, 2009, 05:08:22 PM

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Kete

I'm surprised no one's mentioned it yet, but what about the films of Uwe Bowl?  I know that Uwe himself likes them, but I don't think I've ever met someone that said they've enjoyed one.

Relaxing Dragon

Quote from: kete00 on November 15, 2009, 11:40:06 AM
I'm surprised no one's mentioned it yet, but what about the films of Uwe Bowl?  I know that Uwe himself likes them, but I don't think I've ever met someone that said they've enjoyed one.

By all accounts, his latest one Rampage is actually pretty decent.

Piobman

Quote from: kete00 on November 15, 2009, 11:40:06 AM
I'm surprised no one's mentioned it yet, but what about the films of Uwe Bowl?  I know that Uwe himself likes them, but I don't think I've ever met someone that said they've enjoyed one.

Apparently there are studio execs who like him enough to give him money for movies. I try to stay away from his stuff. I've yet to be impressed by any of it.

Bob


Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck


Bob

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 02:39:47 PM
The Hottie and the Nottie?
Are we really calling that a movie?

I will let you have this image burn into your brain the rest of the night.


Doctor Who?

GOOD NIGHT SHE IS UGLY!  Oh and the woman beside Paris Hilton doesn't look to good either.

Lovye

Quote from: Doctor Who? on November 15, 2009, 03:31:12 PM
GOOD NIGHT SHE IS UGLY!  Oh and the woman beside Paris Hilton doesn't look to good either.

;D

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 02:39:47 PM
The Hottie and the Nottie?
Are we really calling that a movie?

I will let you have this image burn into your brain the rest of the night.
Haven't seen this but I did find a scene by scene review of it on the web....and all I could keep thinking was, "Why was there no help for the 'Nottie' before if she was raised by proper parents and Hilton's character was such a good friend?"

Nothing done for her was just discovered within the time frame of the picture or magical....they were medical solutions.  And if you had a child who had the condition that made her teeth looked black (sorry, can't remember the name) or had a huge mole like that or any of the rest of it, wouldn't you do anything you could to get it taken care of for them? That's the part that makes no sense.

And, according to everything I read, it wasn't that the girl had a low opinion of herself otherwise.

It makes no sense other than "because the plot says so".

Bob

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 05:02:19 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 02:39:47 PM
The Hottie and the Nottie?
Are we really calling that a movie?

I will let you have this image burn into your brain the rest of the night.
Haven't seen this but I did find a scene by scene review of it on the web....and all I could keep thinking was, "Why was there no help for the 'Nottie' before if she was raised by proper parents and Hilton's character was such a good friend?"

Nothing done for her was just discovered within the time frame of the picture or magical....they were medical solutions.  And if you had a child who had the condition that made her teeth looked black (sorry, can't remember the name) or had a huge mole like that or any of the rest of it, wouldn't you do anything you could to get it taken care of for them? That's the part that makes no sense.

And, according to everything I read, it wasn't that the girl had a low opinion of herself otherwise.

It makes no sense other than "because the plot says so".

Hence, "the movie that no one likes".

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 05:18:14 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 05:02:19 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 02:39:47 PM
The Hottie and the Nottie?
Are we really calling that a movie?

I will let you have this image burn into your brain the rest of the night.
Haven't seen this but I did find a scene by scene review of it on the web....and all I could keep thinking was, "Why was there no help for the 'Nottie' before if she was raised by proper parents and Hilton's character was such a good friend?"

Nothing done for her was just discovered within the time frame of the picture or magical....they were medical solutions.  And if you had a child who had the condition that made her teeth looked black (sorry, can't remember the name) or had a huge mole like that or any of the rest of it, wouldn't you do anything you could to get it taken care of for them? That's the part that makes no sense.

And, according to everything I read, it wasn't that the girl had a low opinion of herself otherwise.

It makes no sense other than "because the plot says so".

Hence, "the movie that no one likes".
Just want to make it clear that it's not just Hilton that makes it so god awful.

Bob

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 06:38:36 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 05:18:14 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 05:02:19 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 02:39:47 PM
The Hottie and the Nottie?
Are we really calling that a movie?

I will let you have this image burn into your brain the rest of the night.
Haven't seen this but I did find a scene by scene review of it on the web....and all I could keep thinking was, "Why was there no help for the 'Nottie' before if she was raised by proper parents and Hilton's character was such a good friend?"

Nothing done for her was just discovered within the time frame of the picture or magical....they were medical solutions.  And if you had a child who had the condition that made her teeth looked black (sorry, can't remember the name) or had a huge mole like that or any of the rest of it, wouldn't you do anything you could to get it taken care of for them? That's the part that makes no sense.

And, according to everything I read, it wasn't that the girl had a low opinion of herself otherwise.

It makes no sense other than "because the plot says so".

Hence, "the movie that no one likes".
Just want to make it clear that it's not just Hilton that makes it so god awful.

No, it was the perfect storm of suck.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 06:53:24 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 06:38:36 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 05:18:14 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 05:02:19 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2009, 02:39:47 PM
The Hottie and the Nottie?
Are we really calling that a movie?

I will let you have this image burn into your brain the rest of the night.
Haven't seen this but I did find a scene by scene review of it on the web....and all I could keep thinking was, "Why was there no help for the 'Nottie' before if she was raised by proper parents and Hilton's character was such a good friend?"

Nothing done for her was just discovered within the time frame of the picture or magical....they were medical solutions.  And if you had a child who had the condition that made her teeth looked black (sorry, can't remember the name) or had a huge mole like that or any of the rest of it, wouldn't you do anything you could to get it taken care of for them? That's the part that makes no sense.

And, according to everything I read, it wasn't that the girl had a low opinion of herself otherwise.

It makes no sense other than "because the plot says so".

Hence, "the movie that no one likes".
Just want to make it clear that it's not just Hilton that makes it so god awful.

No, it was the perfect storm of suck.
And not one likable character really.  Even the dentist that works on her teeth is a douche bag.

Piobman

Hate to break it to you guys... but there are 15 people who liked it and 10 who thought it was "so-so".

http://www.fandango.com/thehottie26thenottie_112098/readuserreviews

Bob

Quote from: Piobman on November 15, 2009, 10:48:47 PM
Hate to break it to you guys... but there are 15 people who liked it and 10 who thought it was "so-so".

http://www.fandango.com/thehottie26thenottie_112098/readuserreviews

Sorry, but as they must be viagra selling spambots, their votes do not count.